Official Joke Thread

[Yaranas]

If you did not understand me clearly I said no foul language in my thread! This does not mean to use it anyways and try and justify if by saying you didn't actually say anything bad, because I and everyone else knows what you meant.

Mythicalgod, since you cannot follow simple instructions. I forbid you from ever posting anything ever in any of my threads that I create.

I hope this teaches you a lesson about paying attention to detail.

The joke is funny though, congratsulations on that! It could have been done without the foul language though.

If you are truly apologetic and would like me to reconsider you to be allowed to post on my threads I would like to hear it from you personally.

Post an apology in this thread and be serious then you will be allowed to post in my threads.

If you not wish to, adios.

Yaranas

[Skeletonlord]

How many apples in a barrel of grapes?

[Yaranas]

I don't know how many skeletonlord?

Yaranas

[Vhigdo]

A woman goes to her boyfriends' parents' house for Christmas dinner.

This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous.

They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal.

The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are almost making her eyes water. Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty fart.

It wasn't loud, but everyone at the table heard the poof. Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend's father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing under the woman's chair, and said in a rather stern voice, "Skippy!".

The woman thought, "This is great!" and a big smile came across her face. A couple of minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again. This time, she didn't even hesitate. She let a much louder and longer rrrriiip.

The father again looked at the dog and yelled, "Dammit Skippy!"

Once again the woman smiled and thought "Yes!" A few minutes later the woman had to let another rip.

This time she didn't even think about it. She let rip a fart that rivaled a train whistle blowing.

Once again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled, " Dammit Skippy, get away from her, before she poos* on you!"

*edited for thread
My favorite non-controversial joke

[Skeletonlord]

I don't know how many skeletonlord?

Yaranas

It's a trick- there isn't any lol

[Yaranas]

Lol! Very good that is so clever! Keep up with the jokes everyone and follow the rules. I am impressed so far and be sure to check back for some jokes from me.

If this thread gets popular enough it could very well get stickied! Wouldn't that be cool? It would be our own joke community.

Spread the word about this thread!

[Swords]

I was in a Turkey fight! I asked my mom whats the number for 911.

My friend told me he had tickets to Xbox live.

A chubby person tripped over Kmart and landed on Target

A Ugly person, Nobody ever smiles at him! Not even goldfish crackers smile back.

I couldnt pay for UFC pay-per-view, So i put paper on the TV and said paperview

[Sryyoulose]

There once was a Bird, Bear, and a elf. They are in the wild with meat head barreling toward them! They are each granted a wish in how to deal with him.

The bird says: I want a Shot gun. I'm going to Kill Meat Head!

The bear says: I Want a net I'm going to trap meat head!

The elf (Which is the dumb Elf) says: I want a sand bag.

The bird asks: Why would you want a sand bag?

The elf says: So I can drop it and run faster!

Bird and bear: *Groan*

I changed the people in here as to not offend anyone and make it more pocket legendy!

[Otukura]

If you did not understand me clearly I said no foul language in my thread

"Last edited by Samhayne; Today at 07:27 AM. Reason: removed offensive joke"


best. joke. ever.

[OvigorothO]

Yo' momma' is so stupid

She stole a free sample!

[Yaranas]

Yo mamas so poor, I mean your momma is so poor, I walked in the front door, lit a match as it fell to the floor. Cockroaches came out of the walls saying "clap your hands! Stomp your feet! Praise the lord we got heat!

[Swords]

yo momma so fat, She was born of the third,fourth and fifth

Yo momma so stupid, She use cheat codes for wii fit

[Piosidon]

Three men were traveling a long distance by foot. They came to a church and because they were so thirsty, they asked for water. The priest told them he only had holy water, and you've had to of done something bad in order to drink it.
The first man said, " I robbed a bank". He drank the water and threw-up.
The second said," I murdered someone". He drank the water and threw-up
The third man said," I peed in the holy water".

[Swords]

Three men were traveling a long distance by foot. They came to a church and because they were so thirsty, they asked for water. The priest told them he only had holy water, and you've had to of done something bad in order to drink it.
The first man said, " I robbed a bank". He drank the water and threw-up.
The second said," I murdered someone". He drank the water and threw-up
The third man said," I peed in the holy water".

The first and second lied. The third man told the truth. A riddle and joke lol

[Yaranas]

Piosidon, swords, and everyone else who has been posting jokes.

I am highly amused and have laughed out loud, several times.

Great job girls and guys.

Pocket Legends/Spacetime Studios FTW!

Yaranas

[Yaranas]

Let's take a vote. Who would like me too add their name to a list of supporters who support the "official joke thread" to be stickied?

No you do not have to post jokes to be added to the list of supporters but at least one from everybody would be much greatly appreciated.

Ask and you shall recieve. Just let me know either through a pm or a forum post, preferably a post.

[TheMatrixMan]

<insert greatest 2012 joke here>

[NotYoCookiez]

I laughed

[maneatingtree]

Why did the golfer bring a tissue to the golfing place
-because he got a bogey!

[Yaranas]

What's faster than a guy carrying a stolen tv?

His cousin carrying the vcr!