Where's mime?

[captaintuttle]

Either way, we need more mime! (Will Ferrell meme anyone?)

That is SO the best! Classic!! I looked for a youtube link, but there are far too many versions of this.

Anybody know what happened to mimerifle? That dude was hilarious!

I know what happened to mimerifle, and I can reassure you, he's still hilarious. He says "Hi!" No worries! Our mime is alive and well. In case you were concerned, here is a very abbreviated list of the things that did not happen to mimerifle:

1. Spontaneously combusted.
2. Joined a doomsday cult, sold all his possessions and is currently en route to Planet Gamma 7 in a chartreuse microbus.
3. Entered Witness Protection program.
4. Became injured during a hike deep in the forest, lost memory and is being "raised" by a family of wolves.
5. Won the lottery (dang!).
6. Got a life. (let's not be crazy)
7. Refuses to use a keyboard until/unless he can operate it telekinetically.
8. Hiding from Morfic (stalker!!)
9. Finally looked up "Mime" in the dictionary.
10. Ran out of random pointless things to say.

There - that wasn't too hard, right?!? Now... somebody find CanonicalKoi and I'll be impressed...