So I've decided Dangdeath is a lame name for my bear. I was sad my other bear died so I was like "dang, a death" and that's how I picked the name. Now I'm looking for new ideas and there's a reward!!!

These are names I've looked at:
Slowlydying
Malfunctional
Disfunctional
Diedoday
Deadnow
Admirable
There were more but I forget now.

I checked today to see if any were taken and none of them weren't. (yet) As you can see the names I've brainstormed are all depressing and/or lacking.
Note:I haven't actually died. (yet)

Contest:
Help me pick a name! I want to hear everyone's ideas. There is no limit to how many names you can list.
I just need some sort of inspiration!!

Prizes:
1st place: 100k
2nd place: 50k
3rd place: 25k
I might not necessarily pick your name but if I like it a lot there are still prizes!!!!!!!!
PLEASE HELP ME FIND A GOOD NAME!!!!!
There's no reason not to enter!!!