Guide on How to Follow "Guide on How to Make a Guide"
Originally Posted by Apollo
Hi guys! Today I'm going to teach you the steps on how to make a guide! I mean, none of us where born with common sense, so I'm just making sure you guys get how to create one!
Oh, btw, add to my reputation bar please, it will make me popular! *drools*
1. Make sure your sole purpose for making this guide is for thanks and reputation points.
2. Make sure that it's something everybody knows.
3. Make sure it's a gigantic wall of text in order to make it seem "impressive". Why say something that could be sent in a few short sentences? That's just illogical. The "bigger is always better" rule applies here too, yes?
4. Don't skip out on teh grammars. Itz veryyyyyyy important or you don't know if you're helping uncle jack off the horse or helping Uncle Jack, off the horse.
5. Lots of pictures! Make it artsy! This is for a grade, you guys!
6. Try to beat the already wonderful tutorial in game for simple game features!
7. Don't forget to refer them to the forums and STS games!
Oh oh oh! Make sure it's very disorganized and sloppy! It's makes it like a puzzle so only the smart people can understand it! Does that mean no grammar, abbreviations, and misspellings?! You betcha!
That's all guys! Please make sure to thank me for enlightening you on this FANTABULOUS guide! xD
~Parth
1. Hmmm step one looks like... Oh yeah add to my reputation!
2. Hmmm step two says to give me rep again!
3. Hmmm step three says to oh here's an example.
MAKE IT BIG AND STUFFZ TO LOOK IMPRESSIVE WITHOUT MUCH WORK. OR JUST COPY SOMETHING LONG.
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O.O so this is 1 policy for google, before they made it all one, having many must of been a pain. Anyway credit to google.
4 step for says 2 wut eet bagelz? h-----uh!$?^^^&^&? wut i donnt gat itz
5. Lots of pictures. Since I don't want to go get 999999999999999999 pictures right now... emoticons work fine. Spam
6. Ok, so beat the tutorial, since the current tutorial needs to explain MORE. Um, it's easy to beat it now. So all you do is say something like um, uh, To go to menu tap on menu button.
7. Play Pocket Legends, Star Legends, and Dark Legends, and visit the forums. It's very fun. Buy lots of platinum and waste all your gold and platinum. And give to scammers and beggars.
8. Make sure it's something everyone knows. Well, uh, use potions by tapping on them.
9. Sloppy, no grammarz, slopsz, daafdafjdkaie aafjaif afkadjf ajsfkakf abcdefg!hijklmnop!qrs!tuv!wzxytlu!nowunoyoacdsnext imwonusongw/meh! afajfja disguideeatbagelz
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10. I hope this was a great guide, now add to my rep, again! Thank you! Thanks for the flowers! Woot! First time there was no rotten tomatoes thrown! Uh-oh...
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