<Undead Strippers>

**Snakespeare** · 05-15-2012, 04:15 PM

Well, well, I made Stripperella into a Guildmistress. I bought a mansion, too. Whoo-hoo!

Here's the rules.

1. Can't be cruel to animals. Pam won't allow that!

That's it. If you're level 3 or 21 (current cap), it doesn't matter. If you're a girl or a boy, or your toon is, it doesn't matter.

As for what we do... well... the TOS is an agreement between you and the devs. It's up to you to maintain that agreement. The guild does not recommend breaking the TOS. The guild also does not interpret the TOS. Anything allowed by the TOS is OK. Yay!

This is the first time I've ever made a guild and it could well bomb. Wish us luck.

Oh, everyone will be made a recruiter. Invite and we'll boot if they turn out to be mean to animals. And remember... "All animals have the same parts!"

**drewcapu** · 05-15-2012, 04:32 PM

So... if a werewolf attacks you, what do you do?

**Snakespeare** · 05-15-2012, 04:56 PM

Oh those are abominations, not animals.

**ArtStar** · 05-15-2012, 11:47 PM

Good luck Snake!

**Xaphan Fox** · 05-16-2012, 12:00 AM

werewolves need love too...

deep down they are gigantic puppies who wanna snuggle...

*nuzzles an armada of werewolves and is never seen again*

**Mrsberry** · 05-16-2012, 08:36 AM

Haha good luck with the guild.

**Dragonrider023** · 05-16-2012, 09:15 AM

Gl lol

**StompArtist** · 05-16-2012, 09:51 AM

Ever seen "From dusk till dawn"?

**Snakespeare** · 05-16-2012, 10:54 AM

^ yep. You got the idea.

**captaintuttle** · 05-16-2012, 12:39 PM

Glad to hear you made a guild Snake! I wish you good success, I'm sure your crew will follow you anywhere... if only out of morbid curiosity.

**wvhills** · 05-17-2012, 08:07 AM

now i want to make a new toon to join this guild so I can be made a recruiter and stand around and spam guild invites to everyone.

**FluffNStuff** · 05-17-2012, 10:03 AM

Originally Posted by StompArtist

Ever seen "From dusk till dawn"?

Those are Vamps my son, Vamps.

**captaintuttle** · 05-17-2012, 10:26 AM

Originally Posted by robert7204

now i want to make a new toon to join this guild so I can be made a recruiter and stand around and spam guild invites to everyone.

I'm embarrassed to confess I enjoyed recruiting in SL a little *too* much - some of my quickchats:
"The 4077th is looking for a few good bipedal organisms!"
"Earn Credits for College"
"Discover new worlds, meet interesting aliens and kill them."
"Learn the Importance of dry socks - ask me how!"

**Snakespeare** · 05-17-2012, 11:29 AM

LOL!

This is really just humor, in case anyone didn't realize it.

On the more serious side, I probably won't hang out in DL much. Look for me in SL or PL. DL is just too weird. There's a threshold that I don't cross and cyber is on the other side of it. And it makes me uncomfortable to imagine the poor sap on the other toon being told some hot looking toon is really a guy. Shouldn't he assume as much? And why aren't these people cybering at the websites that exist for them? I hope they find happiness. Really! My happiness is in fidelity.

When I do go on again, I will probably just mute the trolls. But really... do they think a real woman would have a toon that dresses like that? Well, maybe 1 in a thousand... but really... hahaha