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    Think of a sad joke,story and post it the winner gets a surprise

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    I was at the spelling bee, spelled "I" wrong
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    Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Cuz he didn't have the guts to do it!!!
    Zanthox- 70 bear Aneyari- 66 mage Zeleone- 56 bird Zanthoxxx- 50 bear
    Yespls- 30 mage Raebkcalb- 15 bear Yesthx- 12 bear Hxexaxlxexr- 10 mage

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    I can't believe their together after all that crap!

    Who?

    My buttcheeks!

    *Sorry if this is inappropriate*
     
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    A bird hits a window. What's the last thing that goes through its mind?

    It's butt.
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    Why Did Little Susie Loser her Icecream Cone?

    ... She got hit by a Bus. ):

    "Knock, Knock"
    "Who's there?"

    "Not Susie!"
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    My grandma always said slow and steady wins the race...
    She died in a house fire.
    Click the link to get to my new Signature Shop!


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    "knock knock"
    "who's there"
    "to"
    "to who?"
    "no idiot, its to whom."
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    Knock- knock:

    Knock knock
    Who's there?
    Boo
    Boo who?
    Aaa dont cry it's only a joke!

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    A guy went to compete in an UGLY CONTEST..

    Guy: can I take part I'm sure I'm ugly
    Boss: no professionals allowed!!

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    Yo mamma:

    Yo mamma's so fat that when she sat on an IPOD it became an IPAD xD

    Yo mamma's so fat that when she sat on a box tv it became an LCD xD

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    Random joke:
    Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one - and let the other off. Geddit?

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    Lol enough joking around now the sad joke:
    Last edited by Bless; 07-02-2012 at 02:29 PM.
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    What's green, red, and goes 100 mph c:<?
    A frog in a blender ^-^

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    Question: wait so can we put a heart breaking story? and if so can we post more thn once?

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    What happened to the girl on her sweet 16th birthday?

    She died in a roller coaster crash...

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    Quote Originally Posted by lilgangster View Post
    Question: wait so can we put a heart breaking story? and if so can we post more thn once?
    postin more than once would be unfair I suggest u edit
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMiraclebird:697014
    Quote Originally Posted by lilgangster View Post
    Question: wait so can we put a heart breaking story? and if so can we post more thn once?
    postin more than once would be unfair I suggest u edit
    ...how would.it be unfair? I mean it's the same thing either way ain't it?
    Last edited by lilgangster; 07-02-2012 at 02:37 PM.

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    What do you call a cop dressed in bronze?

    A copper!

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    Here's a one xD.
    I love my best friend,he's a chicken.
    We call him my Chicken WING MAN.
    Hehe

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    A long time ago, there was a girl with not many friends. She marched through her first 18 years with a determined smile and a burning hope that she would one day be accepted. During her college years, she was teased and tormented, but still kept that ever-glowing smile on her face. She never married, never had a boyfriend, and lived out most of her time alone. As she laid in the hospice bed, dying of terminal stage three pancreatic cancer, one last thought crossed her mind. "What did I do to deserve this?". She cried herself into a sleep in which she would never wake up. No one attended her funeral.

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    There was a dog name Joke, got hit by a car and the joke ended.
    "Always Be Yourself"
    "KOI & SP, will always be in my Heart"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Urqui View Post
    Famouse quote from the one and only, Dr Sheldon Cooper
    Nothing related to any players or drug references because they already got me into trouble

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