Star Legends, the RAP

[Shaocalur]

VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED (Not really)

'Ight lemme break it down for y'all
*Beat plays*

Star Legends, why you lacking in an update?

I'm not trying to hate but something new would be great.

Because Star Legends has a loaded diaper,

Just pull out your baby wipes and at least try to wipe her.


I'll grab my mothers belt and take out that friggin' sniper,

Because this game was the stuff I remember pulling an all nighter.

I remember my kids begging, I pushed them all away,

I said this game is more important then you today.

I divorced my own wife so I could play it all the time,

But here I am alone trying to spit a corny rhyme. XD

It's been almost a month since you picked a new AoB,

Pick someone new before I go crazy.

I capped two characters they all call me an addict,

But I only wish that it,

Hadn't come down to this,

I'm trying to sound nice I don't wanna make a mean diss.

You promised us the Prometheus event a week ago,

But the update was a no show.

I'm ready to smash some eggs,

I got my flamethrower right here

I'll burn the little Vular from the legs

I think I've gone crazy dear.

Now if this rap describes how you feel,

It's because what you feel for this game is super real,

Waitin' for an update is like waitin' for another meal

But Arcane took to steal.

My hopes for this game are slowly growing thin,

I feel like the devs threw SL in a trash bin.

The sign said "discontinued"

But if I'm still here SL will be renewed

Or STS will get sued.

I believe SL can rise over this slump,

It just got slowed down by a little bump.

Day by day as I patiently wait

To see the day, when there's an update.

***DISCLAIMER***

Lol, I in no way meant to insult STS in the above rap. I love STS, they kinda stole my life I'd like it back but whatever. Just thought I would give my input on this "update". Oh and the part about my wife and kids up there, fake I haven't married and sure and heck don't have any kids. And I'm younger then you think just so you know I"m not some lonely 50 year old... I feel like I forgot something... oh well, hope you enjoyed!