Lol!
This has gotten out of hand...I got this guys!
*pulls out stalker gear*
*Patiently waits 48 hours in bushes*
*Tackles random stranger*Me: Who is Redstapler?! Stranger: Take my wallet but please don't hurt me!
*Takes wallet & runs away*
....
I forgot Texas is 20 hours from where I live Who did I just mug?
I let you all down!
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