There once was a boss called Gurgox
He always would knock off my socks
But I used a green orb
The damage did absorb
Now I, not he was Fort Knox

While farming one day in the sewer
I met a player who was newer
The barrels went BOOM!
His death count went ZOOM!
I only used him as a lure.

Do you like them? I can write one about you if you want.