I hate Sparky

[AmonRaa]

You all know Sparky, the diminutive zomb roaming the dungeons in search of Sociopathic fun... Half my death count belongs to him, and I thought that being an exalted lvl30 playing in the North now would suffice to heal the deep emotional scars of the earlier campaigns.

But last night, I took a female friend for a spin to help her level up in a lvl10 or so dungeon, and after telling her she was 100% safe cause I'd be tanking for her, we met Sparky... he took me down in 2 shots, high end armor and all, she somehow managed to take him down on her own by the time I had respawned and run back there. She gave me a "u suck" wink and finish the dungeon on her own.

I hate Sparky

[Deathshock]

You all know Sparky, the diminutive zomb roaming the dungeons in search of Sociopathic fun... Half my death count belongs to him, and I thought that being an exalted lvl30 playing in the North now would suffice to heal the deep emotional scars of the earlier campaigns.

But last night, I took a female friend for a spin to help her level up in a lvl10 or so dungeon, and after telling her she was 100% safe cause I'd be tanking for her, we met Sparky... he took me down in 2 shots, high end armor and all, she somehow managed to take him down on her own by the time I had respawned and run back there. She gave me a "u suck" wink and finish the dungeon on her own.

I hate Sparky

Haha nice.

Leave the tanking job to the real tanks

[LordRaid]

Haha nice.

Leave the tanking job to the real tanks

:P Agre- I mean um, oh noes!

xD Feed sparky a blast shot and hope for better results next time?

[Deathshock]

I cant help but think of a dog whenever I see this thread title haha.

[Banned]

I can't help but think of a Pikachu when I see this title.

[Chronical]

A level 30 player got pwned by level 10 girl? awww.

[beester]

Haha. I got to admit, sparky is pretty good!

[Puretwin]

On ratio of doing Mega Maze Mash-Up 20 times, Sparky has kill me once. The other 19 go to Dead Eyes...enemy to all.

[Splurd]

Evade is very helpful. It is no small feat to be nimble enough to dodge lightning.

[AmonRaa]

Lol yeah, I guess I wasn't using evade there since it was like 20lvl below....

Later on she texted me "hey, I didn't know there was a "lie down and pretend to be dead" emoticon!


Snap...

[Dizko]

Ouch. Oh well. I think you are going to have to play the 'cute' card, cause she wont be going after you for your masculinity no morez.

[Viruz]

Dead Eyes is deadlier than Sparky.. D:

Still need my Sniper's Battle Crossbow =(

[Splurd]

Dead Eyes is deadlier than Sparky.. D:

Still need my Sniper's Battle Crossbow =(

Yeah, dead eyes has focus I think, and has a higher chance of crits.

Sparky is only dangerous when his lightning crits. Then its major ouch.

[Sayishere]

yea i definately saw dead eye use focus, pretty much 1 shot killed me, forgot to put evasion on :/