Rap battle me. 1k for each winner!

**Arcanee** · 02-02-2013, 07:41 PM

lol (:

**GodzSoldier** · 02-02-2013, 08:05 PM

Walking through rooks nest
stitching these bitch3s
Boom!
Two men jump out from the bridges
Bam ! There goes my pit sword slamming there faces
Near de end dat old wizard man is dying
i say no and crush his face into the dirt just to see go take down mofo bael who bieleves that standing in the middle of nowhere saves him.
Dead! I spit on him and a malison pops outa his bum...

Ps: i cant rap. I cant afford a pit sword. i love bael

**Arcanee** · 02-02-2013, 08:40 PM

But did you beat Lord madrome ? I am epic you defected I wreck it I beat bael 100 times on elite I am the shii I bet I knock pirates off board even if its a horde I am bored oh lord Im hardcore

**Darthmase** · 02-02-2013, 10:00 PM

Epic al thread!!!
Get at you cats tomoro when im sober.
The return of DARTHMASE gonna be brutal!!!!
Brace yo selves...............

**Aeroflame** · 02-02-2013, 10:46 PM

lemme go get some more peanut butter

**Arcanee** · 02-02-2013, 11:50 PM

Omg Yall 2 made me laugh XD Aero needs peanutbutter and Darthmase gonna be sober lmao

**Arcanee** · 02-03-2013, 02:54 PM

wellllllll?

**Darthmase** · 02-03-2013, 04:41 PM

U gon get this WORK!!!!

wait for it....

wait for it.........

**Aeroflame** · 02-03-2013, 09:29 PM

Couldn't find the peanut butter

**Aeroflame** · 02-03-2013, 09:33 PM

Originally Posted by Limsyoker

Okay, scew you Jew. Gf.

Classy...

**mysticmagicc** · 02-03-2013, 09:43 PM

Originally Posted by Arcanee

Hes hating
He sees me he starts shaking
No need for the pirate expantion
Darthmase is already a pirate
Pvp me? Now hes quiet
I walk through windmore and start riots
Matter fact you cant even get in watchers tomb
Boom clean Genesis with your broom
I bring doom into the room
You hiding inside a cacoon
I dont need a platoon
I beat you butt naked
No gear make you disapear
Have you running like a deer
And you still can kiss my rear
You probably cant hear no need to cheer
Ill bust your ear
Oh no the end is near!

Nice!! That's real rappin!!

**elbowroom** · 02-04-2013, 12:48 AM

I'm from the outskirts of Rook's Nest
where just to look fresh, kids out here push chests
young bucks keep grinding til the boss appear
and I'm the boss up here, you can check the office wear
you see me in PVP, I bet you'd push back
they call me young Mardrom, get your crew pushed back
real trill cat, don't matter how the skills mapped
usually on a solo run, but best believe the guild's stacked
you can catch me at the top of the leaderboards
...I guess somebody gotta keep the bleachers warm
you on an elite map? probably need a speedhack
you're just that weak cat that people tell to keep back
bout to get smoked, but nobody's rolling swishers
one hit will open up your chest, no elixirs
there's no contenders, this game's like crack rock
shouts to Spacetime... go get that number 1 app spot

**LwMark** · 02-04-2013, 03:28 AM

Originally Posted by elbowroom:954998

I'm from the outskirts of Rook's Nest
where just to look fresh, kids out here push chests
young bucks keep grinding til the boss appear
and I'm the boss up here, you can check the office wear
you see me in PVP, I bet you'd push back
they call me young Mardrom, get your crew pushed back
real trill cat, don't matter how the skills mapped
usually on a solo run, but best believe the guild's stacked
you can catch me at the top of the leaderboards
...I guess somebody gotta keep the bleachers warm
you on an elite map? probably need a speedhack
you're just that weak cat that people tell to keep back
bout to get smoked, but nobody's rolling swishers
one hit will open up your chest, no elixirs
there's no contenders, this game's like crack rock
shouts to Spacetime... go get that number 1 app spot

Ding ding ding winner, this is what ive been waitin for! +1

**Arcanee** · 02-04-2013, 04:36 PM

Wait I got no elbow room! Someone go get Elbowroom I be chilling like a villian You in rooksnest you need healing how you feeling I got your squad kneeling! I gotta ask what the hell is a mardrom? Dont cross the margin I got drones over rooksnest Im the best Split your chest I call it a Chest split like a banana split I spit Get wit the program I go ham see me in kraag and you flee I am big uncle D you a want to be G I gotta pee Slice your neck and leave you on one knee

**Joubag** · 02-04-2013, 06:56 PM

The only real rappers are Darthmase and elbowroom,
Arcane, your deep in spit, and you're about to drown soon.
Yup you, you lack flow, yet you still put me in shivers.
If you could check out my flow, it's like the Nile River.

You think rap is just rhyme? That shows how much you know.
Rappin aint for girls; I see your menstrual flow.
Your rhymes are bittersweet, so get off the fast lane.
A more appropriate username would be: Candycanee.

You think you're from the hood?
Let's make it understood,
That your raps support the fact-
That to rhyme- you never could.

Sorry, but I don't, rap about little games.
I wouldve beat you either way; you know it's all the same.
Sit down kid, you know I just put you to shame.
It'd be a dream to imagine you in the rapping hall of fame.

Don't spit back with "BUT DREAMS DO COME TRUE"
That actually depends on the perception and view.
I can see your still a child, hanging on to a loss.
You may have made the thread- but now you know that I'm the boss.

I make solid raps- they don't break and never broke.
Your at a loss of saliva- check this kid, he's gonna choke.
Sorry, but tonight, I made the first kill.
You wanna man up, take a testosterone pill.

Ah well, you could say it was my first-post of the night.
Put a kid to sleep, and not even worth a fight.

**Arcanee** · 02-04-2013, 07:35 PM

If I was ever deep in spit I promise someone would get lit Hurt your feelings make you catch a little fit make the label hand me your budget Ive been better than I ever been so focus like a sniper when he zoomed in might have to get a room at holiday inn crushing little battle raps punchlines I did that in 99 shatter your dreams it aint always what it seems sleeping on a recline bed with a thin pillow with a white chick butt like a black widow I read your shid like it has no rythem you a gangbanger/rap igga I am that igga I am lethal squeeze juice out a beetle yeah I got put on blast but you still wont last 1k for a winner hell naw your broke self not getting shid and I know you got a composition book beside your keyboard but I still come off top when I type this dont get slaped silly with ill battle raps 2 seats 1 car all you hear is yes daddy & snapped bras you a *itch a female poodle you couldnt stick to the script with hand paint I dont aim to please shop tags get ripped off you a lip gloss a** rapper leave you froze like a spacetime glitch then like trench foot you get trech mouth and if you still shine bright ima blow out a fuse now you on the nbc news you lost like you got no clue someone call blue clues its Mandatory! !!!!!

**xcainnblecterx** · 02-04-2013, 07:55 PM

Bubble gum

**Arcanee** · 02-04-2013, 07:57 PM

lol

**Matutd** · 02-04-2013, 08:04 PM

At first I thought I'd rap
Then I realised I'd be crap
But then I realised you just make words rhyme like tap
Then another one: lap
Woah, I'm pretty good at this, please don't knock me down
Don't turn my

into a frown
If you don't have nothing nice to say then don't say anything at all
That's what I'll leave with
Another rhyme: crawl

Ps, don't take this seriously

**xcainnblecterx** · 02-04-2013, 08:09 PM

Originally Posted by Matutd

At first I thought I'd rap
Then I realised I'd be crap
But then I realised you just make words rhyme like tap
Then another one: lap
Woah, I'm pretty good at this, please don't knock me down
Don't turn my

into a frown
If you don't have nothing nice to say then don't say anything at all
That's what I'll leave with
Another rhyme: crawl

Ps, don't take this seriously

^^^^ this we need.get you on a label