Why Merch when you can Mooch? Athenum's In-Depth-Guide to proper begging.

[Rollo]

At first i thought that this thread was actually aimed at full-seriousness. Reading on i realized that it wasn't, but still, it was a lame attempt at a joke to me. Time might be better off spent on writing serious guides that can assist players, instead of writing un-funny 'guides' like these. Anyway trolling is also against ToC.

Its not a real guide.. its a joke. I wouldn't be mad at the beggars... be mad at the people who tolerate them. If nobody ever gave free items/gold then they wouldn't continue to ask..

[DocDoBig]

Lol guide is lol

[Athenum]

Anyway trolling is also against ToC.

Yes it is.

[Athenum]

Love. Absolutely love.

Also remember you can never have enough. If you are happy with your toon, gold and plat. I'm sure there is a mechanic in the game you don't like. Make sure to email, post disapproving threads and threaten to quit the game if STS doesn't give you more.

This gives me an idea for another guide.

[Athenum]

Being a beggar myself let me share some tips that seem to work all the time:

If you're good at something, don't do it for free.

Are you a rogue who can easily put down a boss or run through elite maps like a breeze? Are you a mage who's crit comes off so high that your fireballs and freeze make mobs go gu gu ga ga? Or are you a tank who's shield saves everyone from being one-hit?

if you at least fit to the descriptions above, you might just be every farmer's dream! So what do you do? First thing that would come to mind would probably help and join runs with them rich peeps out there but wait, remember you're broke!

So what you gonna do? Ask for them to pay for your pots? Probably yes but hey take a look at what the author said: Always ask for more.

10k per run is nice, 20k if your'e lucky enough to fit in a team full of dem filthy rich! Remember pugs nowadays are not the same as they were before, so this is your chance to shine and make your pockets sound kaching kaching

*GASP* But this is work!!!

I do like the idea. Maybe we can do a guide together. Limsyoker and Athenum's guide to guides?

[Athenum]

Perfect, perfect, perfect. No other words can describe this guide. It should be moved to guide section pronto
. Oh new tip(remember to credit me): those with vanities and the filthy rich title, are only show offs, so they wont give you a dime. The best people to beg, are the poor looking people. As they have already used these strategies, and henceforth have more gold, and will respect your begging prowess, and give you more gold than others.

Credit goes to you warriorname! I may have missed that part.

[Athenum]

Haha ppl can show u so much "love" I was always shy but knowing this, thx Athenum for showing me the way

Really this thread made my day Thank you

I'm glad I was able to provide you with enlightenment Uzii! I miss seeing you in-party. We should really get to raiding something soon!

[DocDoBig]

quintuplet post is quint

[Nitamana]

Great post. This is from a nice guy, Athenum, who keeps giving away stuff and help out others all the time.

BTW, I read this as I keep get disconnected.

[Energizeric]

Pressed the zero key by accident 6 times, haha nice try ;P

My keyboard has a sticky zero key LOL

[vholt]

My keyboard has a sticky zero key LOL

My keyboard has a sticky 000000000000000 key too :P

[TheStoic]

No wonder, the number of moochers are growing. Keep mooching!

[Uzii]

I'm glad I was able to provide you with enlightenment Uzii! I miss seeing you in-party. We should really get to raiding something soon!

Not really much in game lately.

[Rare]

Nice. I'm going to try this out. Except I will skip the parts where I give everything away. I will create another new toon just for mooching!!!

[yasshh]

I became ur fan man omg rollin out laffin...u made my day ty not fr d trik but fr makin me laugh

[yasshh]

This gives me an idea for another guide.

Im waitin fr all ur guides to come

[Jed]

At first i thought that this thread was actually aimed at full-seriousness. Reading on i realized that it wasn't, but still, it was a lame attempt at a joke to me. Time might be better off spent on writing serious guides that can assist players, instead of writing un-funny 'guides' like these. Anyway trolling is also against ToC.

Don't be so boring.

[Alhuntrazeck]

lolz necro. But i'll forgive that since this is oh so funny :')

[Azerothraven]

As an expert beggar myself, If players ignore you don’t forget to ignore them back, don’t waste ur time with players who thinks they are better than you for being rich.

These are the worst type of players in AL.

Gl guys, pm me in-game if u wanna team up and know any beggars I can also pm to get some

[Xxkayakxx]

As an expert beggar myself, If players ignore you don’t forget to ignore them back, don’t waste ur time with players who thinks they are better than you for being rich.

These are the worst type of players in AL.

Gl guys, pm me in-game if u wanna team up and know any beggars I can also pm to get some

Lol Handsum this is an ironic guide. From 2013 (that shows beggars are here from day 1....). It’s supposed the be fun
Read it again with different eyes and I’m sure you will appreciate the irony/sarcasm in it