The jolly candy-like button.

[jonboy]

Oh, how long can trusty Cadet Justg hold out?
How can he possibly resist the diabolical urge to push the button that will release AO3.
Will his tortured mind give in to it's uncontrollable desires?
Can he withstand the temptation to push the button, that even now, beckons him ever closer?
Will he succumb to the maddening urge to release, at the mere push of a single button?
The beautiful shiny button.
The jolly candy-like button.
Will he hold out, folks?
Can he hold out?

[FluffNStuff]

This is what happens when you run off solo into a pocket of 'time on your hands' without your waiting group. Let your patience tanks absorb tje heavy waiting for you while the clock watchers obsess about it.

[TwinkTastical]

Amazing poem

you sir, are a fine arts master!