Maybe they can make a "50k plat bought achievement! Lol.
I gave up on it, since its tied to getting lucky, and that is just one of those things that just don't happen to me, if I didn't stop around a couple hundred plat I would be in your position. $2500 is a really nice TV or a used car, heck that's almost an ounce and a half of 24k gold and the list goes on and on.
Sorry STS but you're not offering the cure to cancer here, it's a game. And when it's gone everything you're selling to people is going with it.

At least with baseball cards, you can keep them your whole life and pass them down to your children. That's not likely to happen in a game.
Good luck on those last crates.