Just to be sure, a joke can be created if you are much experienced in jokes and not getting off by someone's efforts. BUT just to be clear I did say do not get stuff from the internet. Problem solved. And yeah if you dont cite it from all the websites, then lets call it plagiarized, what about that? Otherwise make a joke from your own words. If you can't then this contest really is not fitting for you. Thats all, no hard feelings bruh
Last edited by Vigilante; 10-15-2015 at 03:09 PM.
It is actually stealing.
and since u like the definition game -
steal
stēl/Submit
verb
gerund or present participle: stealing
1.
take (another person's property) without permission or legal right and without intending to return it.
"thieves stole her bicycle"
synonyms: purloin, thieve, take, take for oneself, help oneself to, loot, pilfer, run off with, abscond with, carry off, shoplift; More
dishonestly pass off (another person's ideas) as one's own.
"accusations that one group had stolen ideas from the other were soon flying"
synonyms: plagiarize, copy, pass off as one's own, pirate, poach, borrow; More
take the opportunity to give or share (a kiss) when it is not expected or when people are not watching.
"he was allowed to steal a kiss in the darkness"
synonyms: snatch, sneak, get stealthily/surreptitiously
"he stole a kiss"
(in various sports) gain (an advantage, a run, or possession of the ball) unexpectedly or by exploiting the temporary distraction of an opponent.
BASEBALL
(of a base runner) advance safely to (the next base) by running to it as the pitcher begins the delivery.
"Rickey stole third base"
2.
move somewhere quietly or surreptitiously.
"he stole down to the kitchen"
synonyms: creep, sneak, slink, slip, slide, glide, tiptoe, sidle, edge
"he stole out of the room"
this sounds cool
SO there was an english man a scottish man and an irish man. They were at the park on the slide when suddenly a genie appeared and the genie said "i will grant you one wish and you will slide into it." The english man being the smartest said "I want a pot of gold" and the genie granted his wish as the english man slid down into the pot of gold. The scottish man being not so clever said "i want a pot of silver" and the scottish man slid down and landed into the pot of silver. Then the irish man who was dumb as fvck and drunk as hell didnt even know what was going on and Yelled "Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" as he slid down and the slide into a massive pot of wee.
IGN: merchprices
Why, after reading this, does the the brain not recognize the second the?
Ign - Writing
"Just because ur better than me doesnt mean i suck" ~ Elpsy
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My Entry:
You know what's funny? That Donald Trump hasn't been stumped yet.
Actually I forgot to announce the winners xd Maybe next week, I have a busy schedule atm
I think I'm trying way too hard on this ._.
Yo mama is so stupid, she scheduled an appointment with Dr Pepper to get a BLUETOOTH.
Booooooom! Another one: I would hit you but that would be animal abuse.
Husband: hey hun?
Wife: yea whats up babe?
Husband: our family name is dat bich, i think i know how we are gonna call our son.
Wife: oh sweet? What would be his name?
Husband: i want to call him phuc, it can be funny.
Wife: haha indeed! Yes it can be verry funny, lets call him phuc.
Pray for him.
Last edited by humiiii; 11-23-2015 at 03:28 PM.
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