Because there not very smart
What time is 5:00 Am?
Because there not very smart
What time is 5:00 Am?
Let's make kids
A: That's easy! It is 29:00 o'clock my time in the morning!
Q: Why do barking dogs never bite?
DL: Mia - lvl 31 | SL: Mia - lvl 48 - commando | Darling - lvl 51 - operative
PL: Miafee - lvl 71 enchantress | Perimia - lvl 53 - enchantress
Ow you can be sure they bite!
Q: Why doesn't my dog get along with the other dogs?
DL: love|Floating|Olympian|Cornflake
pl: Karma|VVorld
A: your dog is mean
Q: Is that thor in your sig
A: No. Everyone knows Thor drinks Budweiser.
Q: Is that Karlos K. Krinklebein in your sig???
A: (19089 mph : 100 x 1529 - 190982kmph) : 15,5°F x -100degrees : 2382,93ns = -273,15 °C
Q: What does it mean when one front horse leg is up on a rider (Equestrian) statue?
Last edited by Fairy; 08-20-2012 at 06:34 AM.
DL: Mia - lvl 31 | SL: Mia - lvl 48 - commando | Darling - lvl 51 - operative
PL: Miafee - lvl 71 enchantress | Perimia - lvl 53 - enchantress
A: There is a debate over whether there is any significance to that, but one theory (legend?) says if the horse has both front legs up, the rider was killed in battle, ONE leg up means the rider was wounded in battle, but survived, both legs on the ground means the rider was unharmed.
Q: Who decides if something is an "urban legend" or the truth?!?!?!?
A: The son of the sister of Donald Duck!
Q: Why are the bananas curved?
DL: Mia - lvl 31 | SL: Mia - lvl 48 - commando | Darling - lvl 51 - operative
PL: Miafee - lvl 71 enchantress | Perimia - lvl 53 - enchantress
A: Oh, the answers that could be offered for this one... might as well keep it safe and stick to science! It is simply the effect of negative geotropism (also called gravitropism). Geotropism is the turning or growth movement by a plant or fungus in response to gravity. Roots show positive geotropism (grow toward gravity - down) and stems show negative geotropism (grow away from gravity - up). This allows the banana to "reach" for the light. They grow in bunches called "hands"... I'll bet each hand would have far less bananas if they didn't curve, though, huh? Hmmm....
Q: Speaking of tropical fruits... Did Adam and Eve have navels?
(btw, Fairy, Donald Duck has three nephews. If you're talking about Dewey... and you happen to see him, remind him he still owes me five bucks!!)
Lmao you crack me up!
A: No they did not. The navel, or belly-button, is what is left from your umbilical cord, when you were in your mother when she was pregnant. Adam and Eve had no mother, so therefore they did not have navels.
Q: Why is it called the Garden of Eden?
Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes; after that, who cares?! He's a mile away and you've got his shoes! -Billy Connolly
A: I'd bet Coal!
Q: What means Shaocalur?
Last edited by Fairy; 08-20-2012 at 09:25 AM.
DL: Mia - lvl 31 | SL: Mia - lvl 48 - commando | Darling - lvl 51 - operative
PL: Miafee - lvl 71 enchantress | Perimia - lvl 53 - enchantress
A: Everybody loves Shaolin warriors.
Q: How can it be that only cats are able to purr?
DL: Mia - lvl 31 | SL: Mia - lvl 48 - commando | Darling - lvl 51 - operative
PL: Miafee - lvl 71 enchantress | Perimia - lvl 53 - enchantress
So they can burn it and turn it into diamonds..
Why are there more than 1 language in the world?
Bringing back the wave!
RIP: Flowman
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