"PL Community,

I, <insert nick>, am leaving PL for <insert "good" or "temporary"> because I need to <insert some profound sounding but not really profound real life or fake reason>. I just feel that my not being able to <insert game goal here> has really impacted the way I feel about the game. It's not the same since <insert latest patch> came out.

I'll always remember the good times with <insert name of a few players here and maybe a Dev whether you've played with them or not>.

Thanks for the memories.

<your nick here>."

Bonus followup post by random user:

"Hey, can I have your items?"



NOTE: Although I think letters such as these do provide valuable feedback to the Devs on why people may leave the game they are still hilarious to read.