I heard Onade was so awesome that...

[Psykopathic28]

I heard Onade was so awesome that....



* All of Arcane Legends whispers his name because they are afraid what might happen if its spoken too loudly.

* He climbed Mt. Everest with a single Skyward Smash

* He spent 6 months in the woods nursing a baby Deery back to good health

* Chuck Norris cried tears of joy when he was allowed to shake Onade's hand

* Defeated all the bosses in Elite Krakken Isles with only Passives

* Defeated all the bosses in Elite Nordr with only his smile

* Defeated the Shuyal expansion before STS developed it

* Once opened a single Locked Grand Crate of the Watch and received 3 Samael, all were donated to orphans

* He said "Hi" in PvP and received 20 kills and 6 flags

* STS must pay him $72,400 a year salary to stand around in PvP so all others do not give up

Feel free to post more *Onade* jokes. No one wants to hear about lame chuck Norris.