The reason I play-eth Arcane Legends

[Waheedski]

Whence in the vigour of my youth, a game came by known as Golden Axe. Many a coinage went in to the machines of arcade and brought joy to me as I slay all that stood in my path, guised as a barbarian warrior.

Ye mayhap or not know this game, for it came during a golden age. For ye had a choice of playing 3, a barbarian, an amazonian and a dwarf. Ye hacked, slashed and swigged potions for extreme fire power. Through anguish, fighting, swearing and screaming we complete-eth it.

Arcane Legends I playeth for it hath reminded me of my days of yesteryear, playing that game and what joy it had bringeth. This is why I playeth this game and now ye knowest my age

Pain, anguish, joy and with a fair expenditure of coinage, I too play this game, as ye may have read a few of my stories.

Once a warrior, always a warrior, no matter how lame a warrior - PEACE.