Types of guildies

[bedmaster]

This thread is not meant to offend anyone
I been to quite some guilds and i notice that in every guild, active members have their own "roles", aside from master officer recruiter member. Here its goes:

1. The Begger
This one is very common in almost every guild that recruits member below lvl 20. They usually get kicked tho. Dont need to explain

2. The Merch
This guy usually says "sell .....guildie price" or "buy ......" if they r kind they usually give guildies a discount, but if they try to make profits off guildies, they always buy stuff guildies sell at low price -_-

3. Chatterbox
Very active, needed to make guild chat alive and make ppl less bored in a guild, some knows a lot and lazy, only sitting in gh chatting and gives quiz/advices but i dont recommend running elites with them cuz they often stop and chat in runs, getting chat kills. If theres 2 ol in the same time, gc will be spammed

4. The Runner
Always looking for pt's. Usually to lvl up alts or grind elite, never gets bored O.o real hardworker.

5. The PvPer
Spams chat with jjjjj rj rg out etc. If its in pvp guild its ok but sometimes its undergeared endgamers in pve guild who wanna pvp xD

6. The Bank
This guy is somehow rich, hosts events, does giveaways, and even lend gold to trusted members. Usually not very nice xD

7. High
Spamming gc by singing, saying nonsense stuff, trolling, bad jokes etc, usually ppl who cant speak english or poor ppl but now pros also do it cuz i feel the boredom too

8. Laggy
How to know someone is laggy? Appearing in guildie list or friend list with no location and gone instantly, replies slowly and when he/she finally does the messages appear in like 3 at the same time, spamming in gc with llllaaaaaaggaagaggag etc. Not advised to take them in hard elites.

9. Critiques
Often argue with people, rarely agree with advices, never seemed nice, use caps a lot, grumpy, negative... one or two is nice to have in a guild to have some drama to entertain u while running elites, but dont keep too many xD

10. Exaggerator
Spams a lot when something happens, says OMG a lot. Gud to have when farming so if u get good loot u dont have to boast it in gc, he/she will do it nicely. And if u tell jokes, he will always say lololol even if its bad, makes u feel good But if this one gets scammed, gc will be spammed 24/7 saying "pls report ... he took away my .... omgomgomg"

11. Quiet
Usually in a guild, even if 20 is OL at the same time, only 5-6 familiar ppl chatting. The others? Busy running maps... idk why but the game still seems to be enjoyable by them without socializing lol

12. Calm
Even if someone tells a very good joke that made u roflmfao he only says or Uses emoticons a lot instead of words. Borinnggg

13. Joker
If this guy is funny it can help making guilds alive and members loling. But if he isnt he can still be entertaining cuz he will start dramas.

14. Stingy
Using bling bling gears in dungeons, good kdr, using poor gears in gh or towns. Always stating he is poor so guildies wont ask for gold lol

15. Bad advisors
Usually this type is a low lvl/inexperienced chatterbox, keeps answering guildie's questions with bad advices, making pros feel... wanna talk. Example:
A: Should i buy grimm or blinky?
B: Grimm bro
A: Ok ty
C: No buy blinky
B: grimm is better looks cooler
C: blinky has better stats and AA
B: whats aa?
A: ow wtf i bought grimm
Dont keep too many of these in ur guild.

16. Newsreader
Says brb forums alot, informs guild abt sts plans,annoucnements,events etc. Pretty useful to guilds whose members dont have forum accounts.

17. Bloomberg
Usually a rich guy or a pro merch, hangs around cs a lot, tells abt prices prediction, wat items to invest/dont, etc.

18. Hero
Comes to pvp and kill enemies like a boss when a guildie says jjj, helps low lvls complete maps, says need help? Pt me ^^ alot in gc. Usually an officer or master of a non endgame pve guild.

19. Damsel in distress
Says help plsss in gc alot, usually to clear maps, will keep saying so until the hero comes instead of fighting xD mostly undergeared players.

20. Cop
Immediately reacts when someone break the rules even if its unintentional, good cops reminds rules nicely with lots of smileys and bad cops usually just kicks.

21. Quizmaster
Dam i love this kind of guildie. Very generous guy, usually capped and geared, shares his/her wealth to the guild, his rank must be officer at least. Keep one in the guild and members will come running.

So wat type r u?

Me? I think im a lazy guy and a chatterbox.
Will add some more types later, doing research xD