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    Quote Originally Posted by Burningdex View Post
    do midgets have night vision.... idk if u forgot to post it xD kkty
    Ok.

    Midget has 6 letters.

    The definition of a midget is somebody under 5 feet tall.

    6 + 5 feet= 11

    What do we associate with feet?

    Soccer / Football.

    What player wear the number 11 and has 11 letters in his last name?

    Zlatan Ibrahimovic.

    He weighs 84 kg.

    Zlatan signed with PSG in 2012.

    There are two 2's in 2012

    84 kg divided by 2 = 42.

    Zlatan's first team was Malmo.

    Malmo has 5 letters.

    42 + 5 = 47

    What combination of letters adds up to 47?

    This. 9121221139141209

    But wait!

    Do you see it?

    9.12.12.21.13.9.14.1.20.9

    If you look at the letter of the alphabet that matches the number, A=1, B=2, etc.

    It will spell....

    I.L.L.U.M.I.N.A.T.I

    Zlatan ibrahimovic is illuminati confirmed.

    And if you look at 3 hours + the start of the day, midnight.

    It will be 3 o clock am

    This shows that midgets begin to see in the am, just like us.
    Last edited by Befs; 09-09-2015 at 04:29 PM. Reason: Bc hope is nitpicky
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