Toilet With No Toilet Paper...

[Zeus]

Hello,

After I purchased the toilet, I noticed people taking massive dumps in my house. After a while, I began to realize how dirty my toilet looked. It occurred to me, our toilets have no toilet paper. As a result, people are behaving like cavemen and ruining our wonderful homes.

So, may we please have some toilet paper to keep our houses clean? Preferably, Charmin' Ultra Soft for those of us with sensitive bums!


Thanks!