Hello, your arlorian president here
Coffeegirl and I were discussing the state of arlor the other day ..and the topic of secret service protection came up (and noticing the lack of protection sts has provided us..have you been to arlor justg? You can get killed out there!)
So we have decided to take it on ourselves to hire secret service agents. You will be reporting to our head goon...errrrrr ..I mean head of secret service Coalhouse
Job requirements
A great work ethic! (That basicly means show up to give people thrashings when needed)
A great attitude (no morals and incipient psychosis a huge plus)
Able to fallow directions (here's there address ..go thrash them)
Basicly we are looking for excited individuals with a devotion to duty (and no relatives that we might have to pay any death benefits to)
The truth is we will take anyone that's not foaming at the mouth or actively trying to gnaw there own limbs off
Apply here and Coalhouse will set up a interview
President
Konafez
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