"300 pulls gets you one (1) guaranteed loot item. This item comes from a short (but still random) list. It can be:"

From post for the even preview...
Why is it 600 pulls, and not 300...

Seems sus.

I know this will probably get lost in the comments but sometimes when I知 home alone I like to go out in my garden and cover myself with dirt and pretend I知 a carrot.