Alliance between <Doritos> and <Nacho cheese dip>

[StompArtist]

Then it is settled. This means a total war against humanity. Our army is expendable and u will notice that ur life is going to be ruined by Poorritos. Every single time u think about having a few Dorritos there will also be some Poorritos.

Remember, "your muskets are no match for our white flags!"

wait what?

We of Salt & Vinegar have now been assimilated in Lord Robert's forces and will destroy any taste you throw his way. Resistance is futile.