Do Ouija board real?

[Paar]

I have to say, the yahoo-answers-esqe feel of this entire thread is making me pound my head into a wall.

I will not take a stance against your belief in the existence of talking spirits per say, but I will point out that attempts to apply scientific experimentation to it, or try to reproduce anyone's claims to have done so, continually relegate the supernatural to the impossible, or at least misunderstood and confused with other real world artifacts.

What they said.