lol I'm really tired and feeling silly so I thought I'd do this for fun:

When you're feeling stuck,
And don't know what to do,
Just log on and ask away,
And he'll be helping you.
When you're feeling bored,
And time is standing still,
Reading all of his answers
Will give you time to kill.
When you need advice,
And you're looking for a tip,
Just look for his name,
That'll do the trick.
No matter what it is,
You always have a choice,
But to get the right results,
You need to go to Royce!

< shrugs > lol