Post the funniest things you ever heard or said in Arcane Legends!

What I said, for fun:

'' I just found my grandfather in a Copper Chest (: ''

What i've heard, yet:

'' Guys, how do I talk here? ''

'' Someone please lend me 500k, I swear i'll give them back in no time! ''

'' Did anyone see my mother? I think she was near auction earlier, she told me she needed to go shopping ''

'' Why is my pet following me? That's pointless! ''

(In Kraag) '' How come there's no enemies? How to level up? Searched all day! ''


What's yours?