Guide: How to Look Like a Real G V2

[dudetus]

Sup homies?

Ya know who dis fella ova heah is, iz uh da OG dudetus wiv anotha G guide rollin!

Fo diz guide heah yo need sum s***.



1. Yo, ya know wuts da difrenc btween a G nd da OG? Ya gotta hav hed strayt bro.

Frosted Top Hat / Xmas event 2012








2. Aight, now ya hav yo hed strayt, now we's ned uh sum real getup. Dis wun heah coms wif real ferret hair.

Deep Mountain Armor / The Hobbit special event








3. Aight, now most o yall think bout dat pink daggah. Naa, dat pink daggah aint gangsta anymore. Da 2013 G style motto is, da biggah da bettah. Jus wanna set da record strayt bout dis. I aint compensatin anythin, ya get wut im sayin?

Thunder Hammer / Avengers event









4. Afta ya get da gurls off polishin yo sparklin hammah we's ned sum matchin protection ya know wat im sayin aight?

HardLight Shield / Reserved a name for SL / DoT








5. Yall know dat G lyfe is a dangerous world aight? Anythin can happen anytime. We's ned sum lyfe protection as wel aight? Sum wannabe Gs train dawgs n stuf but we gunna blow da whole s*** up wif dis thang heah. Bodyguard turkey is sum OG s***. Strayt up from da slaughtahaus so deyll be loial as hell to ya. Ya gotta watch out near ta thanksgiving tho. Turkeys tend to disappear then.

Cousin Moze / Thanksgiving 2011 event







Fo extra Gness yo gots ta have 3 piece 1337 ring fo da sparklas.

Aight, heah twas. Hope yall luvd my V2 guide as much as ya luvd my previous wun.