Noob Encounter of The Day.

[Kazillo]

There are always noobs. Some are nice and are open to advice while others jump in thinking they know everything. Here is where you can post your funny encounters with noobs. Any noob encounter counts! Get posting! THX TO Mysticaleagle FOR INSPIRATION FOR THIS THREAD.

[wowdah]

Me sitting in windermoore.

Noob: dude ur armor sucks
Me: ....? Ur level 7 bro chill?
Noob: no im actually a level 100, i started a new character..
Me: u hax? Anyway log in to that account then...
Noob: ok its username is imloggingout
Me: *gives him a bad rare weapon* (level 19)
noob: OMG THANK U SO MUCH. SORRY I WAS MEAN TO U OMG THANKSSSSS
Me: dont mention it..... Now gtho .
Noob: what does that mean
Me : omg

Yah ended there...

[Temarichan]

Me in Windmoore. A lvl 20 rogue comes up to me (it was a guy):

Him: your DPS and damage sucks
Me: yours too. But mines a lot higher than others
Him: wheres your hooks and mythic helm? Almost 80% of rogues have them!
Me: okay, party me up, let's go to Kragg and count the amount of rogues with hooks and mythic
(We counted then went back to Windmoore)
Me: see? There was none...it wouldn't be called "mythic" if 80% of the people had it. Where's yours?
Him: .....
Me: where. Is. Yours.
Him: god made us all!


Hahahahaha

[iluvataris]

Today:

Noob: give me change and your pet pllleeeaaassee!
Me: I can't give you my pet.
noob: ok. Please give me your pet!
Me: he wouldn't like you sorry.
noob: change please and your pet!
Me: ok fine meet me at the three legged unicorn...(leave PC to go to grocery store)

[Greencrow]

Today:

Noob: give me change and your pet pllleeeaaassee!
Me: I can't give you my pet.
noob: ok. Please give me your pet!
Me: he wouldn't like you sorry.
noob: change please and your pet!
Me: ok fine meet me at the three legged unicorn...(leave PC to go to grocery store.

Ahmm.. Windmoore Tavern?

[iluvataris]

NA kraag