The winner is chickenman135
Btw don't pm me stuff if u have complaints plz
The winner is chickenman135
Btw don't pm me stuff if u have complaints plz
Last edited by Randomguy; 01-04-2014 at 08:47 PM.
Knockador wins
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Oh, lel.
So a man walks into sits down and orders a drink. Out of his coat pocket jumps out a 9 inch tall man who runs across the bar top and starts playing the piano. The bartender goes "wow that's amazing where did you find that guy?" The man goes "I found a genie lamp outside that grants wishes." Excited the bartender rushes outside and sure enough finds a lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie comes out promising to grant him any wish. The bartender calls out " I wish for a million bucks!". Out of nowhere suddenly a million ducks begin to appear. Angry the bartender goes back inside and tells the man "your Genie gave me a million ducks!" The man replies "Yeah?? And you think I really wanted a 9 inch pianist?"
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"
Are we allowed to do more then one?
So there's a mother and a son.
we'll they're walking out and go on a bus. The driver says no animals allowed on the bus directly looking at the child. The woman replies with THATS MY CHILD! The bus driver tells her to seat in the back row she does this but stubbornly. However she complains and says "The Driver Just insulted me! " the man says " go up there and tell him off. Go ahead I'll hold your monkey for you".
HEHEHEHEHE
Oh btw nigahiga-Christmas ninja best video ever cracks me up
How post vids?
nothing lasts forever
Last edited by Extreme; 12-20-2013 at 04:32 AM.
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Decided to make a funny entry based on your current feelings of the game. Hope you "connect"
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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"
Lmao.
Two mothers are out in the yard when one stands up. She seems to be breathing and her eyes aren't glazed. The other girl doesn't whip out her phone and does not call the emergency services. She does not gasp, "My enemy is alive! What can I not do?" The person that's not an operator says "Don't calm down! I cannot help! Second, let's make sure she's alive." There is not a silence, then a gun shot is not heard. Back on the phone that she did not call, the girl says "Not okay! Now not what?"
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Beware of the Tinfoil - it's coming...
One day in school we took all our chairs outside in the woods next to my school before out teacher came, when he came in class and looked outer the windows to see all the chairs in the woods, he asked wtf is up with us... we said we want to have a tree nursery.
One day in my chemistry class the door suddenly opened and a banana peel was thrown at my teacher.
We spent many art lessons talking with our teacher whether he should by an Xbox360 or PS3 and after listening closely to our console war he ended up buying both.
Ariana grande is so hawt sts removed rhinos,foxes,mages,bears,birds that she is the only toon.
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