Post your funniest story about playing with a noob:)

**Baphomet** · 01-01-2011, 07:30 PM

(This is my first post only because of this thread)

Just the other day I was farming gold in Plasma. I joined a game and saw a level 1 in there. I asked who was the host, low and behold the level 1 was the HOST!!! Need I say more?

Later in the day as I continued to farm more gold I started hosting my own games in which I continuously had sub level 20's joining. With every new join the first chat from them consisted of "Please don't boot, Can you help level me, Can I stay?". There was another guy who was farming with me and every time a sub 20 joined I would boot them and the day went on with more "LOL" and "That was hilarious" chat comments from the both of us than farming.

On a side note I've been playing for the last 3 months and have enjoyed the community very much.

**Estraz** · 01-01-2011, 09:55 PM

I have newbie moments where I'll run my lvl 50 character into 4 mini bosses, then I instantly die & then my group dies.

**bladesword** · 01-01-2011, 10:03 PM

Playing with a noob?
i see mynas gens everywhere.

**CanonicalKoi** · 01-02-2011, 12:45 AM

Gotta chime in on the, "REZ ME!" people. Leveling another level 50's alternate and there was a grand total of 3 of us doing Crush the Keeper--a dex bear (48), and two birds (a 48 and my 50). All's going swimmingly. We get to the Keeper and start smacking him. Level 48 bird goes down and starts yelling, "REZ ME!". Ummmm.....you've been playing with a bear and another bird for the entire level. You can look up and see that no one else has joined the group. I know mages are magic and all, but they don't just poof into existence in your time of need.

**Fyrce** · 01-02-2011, 02:20 AM

Joined two level 10s w/ my level 10 in a Toy Factory game last night. The other level 10s had damage pots and told me to pot up. However, they're not clearing much faster than I clear/rush solo. In fact I start leading and am ahead of them to the Toy Man. So we get to Toy Man, kill him and I drop pink. They drop greens. They boot me

[Had me rolling here. LOL ]

So I join another level 10 game w/ a couple players I already know. We clear quickly, kill Toy Man quickly. No damage pots

Later another friend joins and says that damage-pot host booted him also. Later I AM hosting and another level 10 joins and he says his alt is that damage-pot host. He joined as we were killing the Toy Man and it was our last run. LOL.

I think some players are not the sharpest knives in the drawer. Had he let me stay, we would have run cheaper and faster and as a fuller group. I know I would have started hosting (haven't seen that much faster hosting of Toy Man games) and we would have been a fast full group. But hey, I can solo pretty good so whatever. I think pink drops are better with me hosting anyways

**Unruly** · 01-03-2011, 11:56 PM

Experiences with my Pure Dexterity Archer, Rruly.

-Happens alot.. Random people add me and randomly ask for money!! LOL. This level 33 ask me if i had "EXTRA" megablasters.. Which was my cyber gun.. I was like Rofling.. I said you cant have mine.. And he said.. You have any more? LOL

**KingFu** · 01-04-2011, 12:35 AM

Originally Posted by bladesword

Playing with a noob?
i see mynas gens everywhere.

Doubtful, because most mynas gen died out. They're going extinct, luckily pita doesn't want to save them or we'd be screwed.

**Pharcyde** · 01-04-2011, 12:38 AM

New funniest story!! With me and Kingofhurtz!

We were running Kossi through Balefort on his Epicmule when a newbie joins the game, he asked if he could stay. Like dumbies we said yes, after that he hunted us down for powerleveling! Theres nowhere to hide he will find us! :O

**Zeus** · 01-04-2011, 12:42 AM

During the beginning of A03 this guy asked me where I had gotten my gurgox hammer of rift from, I said do you know all the bosses? He said yes, but I don't know where it drops.... -facepalm-.

**Unruly** · 01-04-2011, 12:47 AM

LMFAO, Epic Rangepwnsmeel...

**Fyrce** · 01-04-2011, 01:31 AM

OMG, range. LMFAO!! I wanna find one of those.... players! LOL.

**Estraz** · 01-26-2011, 08:12 PM

A newbie once said "I can kill a mini-boss easy", next thing I know his character dies after 3 hits.

**Zeus** · 01-26-2011, 08:26 PM

A guy once asked me how do I color my void armor and blaster black like yours. He then left because he thought I wasn't answering, and proceeded to go into town yelling. "Buying Black Paint for my mega blaster and void armor!". Cyber Quests... LMAO

**Estraz** · 01-26-2011, 08:29 PM

Wow, that's hilarious.

**matta1985** · 01-26-2011, 08:52 PM

I had a lvl 8 asking if he could have my full rift set. After I said no he offered to trade me a green elf helm because someone told him it was "worth alot" I have noticed I get asked daily for my armor or sword... What do people think? That they are going to get given all this stuff for nothing? Pfft

**Ladylove** · 01-26-2011, 09:08 PM

Originally Posted by rangepwnsmeel

A guy once asked me how do I color my void armor and blaster black like yours. He then left because he thought I wasn't answering, and proceeded to go into town yelling. "Buying Black Paint for my mega blaster and void armor!". Cyber Quests... LMAO

This is not runescape...

**jjjjaaaakkkke** · 01-26-2011, 09:13 PM

I remember when I was at LE, and this lv 20 something joined in. He got frozen, and he's like WTF?! I can't move!

**Palyna** · 01-26-2011, 09:19 PM

Originally Posted by jjjjaaaakkkke

I remember when I was at LE, and this lv 20 something joined in. He got frozen, and he's like WTF?! I can't move!

lol!! funny! I experienced that before when I was level 30 plus in LE but I never say it out loud like him! then I realise I can move after I tap heal. haha