Epic Rap Battles of Arlor! Contest

[Gorecaster]

This is so legit. Have a submission soon...

[Wiress]

This is so entertaining. I really like the idea of this contest, and all entries so far! I'm not gonna participate though, 'cause I had a rap battle once in SL and it was absolutely terrible!

[arethrow]

Epic rap battles of arlor: stahl vs lord mardrom

shahl
im a ninja on the battlefield
I dont need a fire ball shield
you have to yield before you wield
pfft sorcerers there no big deal
My knifes could KO you
my skills could destroy you
Ill make you look so stupid
your sorcerers would betray you
a throne room just for you aww how sweet
Just a treat for me you see noone can hear you screech
id mop the floor with your ugly armor
you piece a meat weakest boss in arlor

lord mardrom
weakest boss in arlor your having a laugh
you fought me yesterday, wasted 5k plat
my fire rain puts you back in your place
your mouth is big bigger than your face
a ninja ha ha ha get back in your cage
ive seen more skills from a lvl 1 mage
your knifes pierce more than a crappy tree branch
Whilst I could tear you up with my fiery avalanche
I mean you run away from someone when they get near
so who knows how far you'll run when I get here
last thing, wipe up yours tears before you go
And tell your friends just how tough I am....
oh wait they already know

IGN arethrow

[Strainearth]

IGN: Earthstrain

Captain Bloodhammer-vs-Rendtail

Bloodhammer:
Ahoy matey!
I am ruler of the sea
The strongest pirate in Kraken Isles
You should bend your knee
If you defeat all elite Captains and Me
Then I will reward you a pet monkey

Rendtail:
Please don't make me laugh
For you are just relying on the mobs in your map
Therefore I am the great and powerful
I bathe in lava I make it my pool
Oh I am the great cliff-hanging dragon
Wrong move for fighting me you fool!
(Breathes fire & toasted Captain Bloodhammer)

Bloodhammer(The Return):
I am back!
Better and stronger
You can now call me a "Pirate Warmonger"
I am tougher and harder
For I am the great Bloodhammer

Rendtail:
I should give you a dragkin tooth
For I have the better loot
You can never pierce my armor
So let's fight and see who's the strongest boss in Arlor!
(Captain Bloodhammer & Rendtail clashed*)


Who do you think is the best boss?

[tharidom]

Gustav:
I'm the hero of legend the best of all not a single man can beat me especially not you jarl!

Jarl:
So nobody can beat you but what happened one day? Yeah cause if I remember you got powned on a day!

Gustav:
Just didn't have my day didn't have the time to play, was already playin for a single day.

Jarl:
Well maybe thats the reason you shouldn't play all day!

Ign: tharidom
Based on the current event which put up a non healthy state for the top 2 players .

[Madnex]

Awesome contest Amie!

Reserved.

[Zylx]

IGN: Zylx

Inan'hesh -vs- Jarl Gruwald

Inan'hesh
Inan'hesh here, no need to fret
I'll bust a rhyme without breaking a sweat
I'll make you slip as if the floor is wet
As a warlord, i'll make you my pet
Pulled you straight from the yard
You ain't no muscle but lard
Always lying drunk with a bard
And you think you so hard
Say R-I-P
to the life that you see
Someone stupid you be
If you wanna mess with me

Jarl Gruwald
Jarl Gruwald, yes thats me
Watch out, i'll make you flee
Mining for gold, i'm a G.
Stand aside, now watch and see
Though I can't deny
That my life is sublime
But you ran out of time
If you think you can rhyme
Yo blood is cold
Yo mother so old
Yo tower is mold
And i'm made of gold

Inan'hesh
My tower is power,
You lazy coward.
Your brain is sour,
And you need a shower.
You are riddled with flies
You are inferior in size
And now i realize
It's you who i despise
I build armies of my own
You, they will pwn
Low-tone, stupidity shown
Now you're all alone.

Jarl Gruwald
They call you warlord
But yo head's a gourd
Yo tower and yo hoard
Is nothing i can't afford.
You're dirtier than soil
You'll never be royal
I'm richer than oil
I shine more than aluminum foil.
Roses are red
Yo breath is lead
Ain't nuthin said
Now go back to bed!

[Dehydration]

Reserved.

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[Filthyness]

During the STG annual award :

Remiem : now it is time for the " Evilest npc award " and the nominees are : The demon lord mardrom , and the king of the sea captain blood hammer , and the award goes to

Bloodhammer interrupts remiem - " seriously ? mardrom ? , come on im the king of sea

Mardrom laughing : king of the sea ? , i even doubt that you are a "he"
im the demon lord and im of fire , im the demon lord at my expansion you'd never got bored
i'd finish four arlorians togather . whether rogues or mages it didn't matter !

Bloodhammer : mate you aint no demonlord you probably got pepper sprayed , you got couple red kiddos
that you call them demons , my cannons made arlor tremble they had to reassemble cuz it's simple im the
the best dont even need a test come on guys fire this pest

Mardrom : Say what ? , what's that on your head , its not hat it's an ashtray , you'r crew keeps screaming
" ahooy mate " , and they keep dying , but the one thing that im not buying , what the hell happened to you'r ears
bro they are green , no mind in this hammer head just jelly beans!

Bloodhammer : speaking of hats , what's up with your horns what what are you maleficent?! , you got a cloak on you'r back
but you'r naked up front , your sword is a joke that i thought it was a taunt !

Mardrom : oh you shouldn't have said that , now i got murder you , arlorians owned you at the southern seas and you ran away , how many of your crew they had to slay , until you decided to make a last stand at skull cove , and guess what happened they owned you again , even in the arena, all you do is bane !.

Remiem : both of you are fired ,out !

[heroo]

lol @peper sprayed

[Helicopter]

IGN: Zylx

Inan'hesh -vs- Jarl Gruwald

Inan'hesh
Yo, straight from the yard
Ain't no muscle but lard
Lying drunk with a bard
And you think you so hard
R-I-P
to the life that you see
Someone stupid you be
If you wanna mess with me

Jarl Gruwald
I can't deny
My life is sublime
You ran out of time
If you think you can rhyme
Yo heart is cold
Yo mother so old
Yo tower is mold
And i'm made of gold

Inan'hesh
My tower is power,
You lazy coward.
Your brain is sour,
And you need a shower.
I build armies of my own
You, they will pwn
Low-tone, stupidity shown
Now you're all alone.

Jarl Gruwald
They call you warlord
Yo head's a gourd
Yo tower and yo hoard
Is nothing i can't afford.
Roses are red
Yo breath is lead
Ain't nuthin said
You're lying dead.

And here we have our winning entry. Nice work bud.

[Love foxz]

IGN: Lovefoxz

INAN HESH VS ALARGAN

INAN HESH: I AM THE BEST! BETTER THAN THE REST! NO ONE DARES TO HURT ME WHEN I COME AND SLASH THEM BACK! YOU PUNY LITTLE DRAGON , COME IF YOU DARE!
ALARGAN: Oh, really? Look there, yes, that little talking brat! FROM WHAT I SEE I'M MORE POWERFUL THAN YOU, THAT INSULTS AINT HURT ME BUT I THINK THAT WILL KILL YOU! The battle hasn't begun, but its already won!

INAN HESH( ENRAGE): OH THATS YOUR BEST? CAUSE ILL HACK AND SLASH ! SO YOU BETTER RUN TO YOUR DAD, AND CRY TO YOUR MOM!

ALARGAN: SURE! From the depths i rise. To kill you with might! I think i'm the best and you'll die like the rest!

[utkarsh srivastava]

Ign: reddeamon
Krunch vs alpha wolf

Ones upon a. Time krunch was passing through nordr when alpha wolf's general caught krunch, they take him to alpha wolf

KRUNCH
So , ur the most dangerous wolf of game
, I think u didn't know how to train ur puppets

APLHA WOLF
Don't u see my wolf army across u
They can eat u as fast as u came in this world

KRUNCH
ur doing one of the silliest mistake of your life, u have crossed your limits , now I show u whose the baddest and dangerous of them
......
YOU DECIDE WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF THESE EPIC RAP BATTLE WILL GO ON.................. ))))))

[Socrates]

IGN: Zylx

Inan'hesh -vs- Jarl Gruwald

Inan'hesh
Yo, straight from the yard
Ain't no muscle but lard
Lying drunk with a bard
And you think you so hard
R-I-P
to the life that you see
Someone stupid you be
If you wanna mess with me

Jarl Gruwald
I can't deny
My life is sublime
You ran out of time
If you think you can rhyme
Yo heart is cold
Yo mother so old
Yo tower is mold
And i'm made of gold

Inan'hesh
My tower is power,
You lazy coward.
Your brain is sour,
And you need a shower.
I build armies of my own
You, they will pwn
Low-tone, stupidity shown
Now you're all alone.

Jarl Gruwald
They call you warlord
Yo head's a gourd
Yo tower and yo hoard
Is nothing i can't afford.
Roses are red
Yo breath is lead
Ain't nuthin said
You're lying dead.

lol are pro rapers allowed ? I feel like my entry is nothing in front of yours lol good job!!!

[Madnex]

I have sooo many rhymes. Not as gangsta as zylx but you'll see hehe.




Amie, are there any beat samples that will be used in the video so we can get an idea of the pace?

And can you crop large entries with your favorite bits to prevent DQ's lol?

Thanks in advance.

[Helicopter]

I have sooo many rhymes. Not as gangsta as zylx but you'll see hehe.




Amie, are there any beat samples that will be used in the video so we can get an idea of the pace?

And can you crop large entries with your favorite bits to prevent DQ's lol?

Thanks in advance.

Nub >:3 . You cant beat Zylx. Evah. He's the Slim Shady of Arlor :O

[Jig]

Omg I love these great job guys, I love rhymes so dam much, but I can't even rhyme that good, and not much time to anyways so that doesn't help!

Keep em coming!

[Socrates]

I have sooo many rhymes. Not as gangsta as zylx but you'll see hehe.




Amie, are there any beat samples that will be used in the video so we can get an idea of the pace?

And can you crop large entries with your favorite bits to prevent DQ's lol?

Thanks in advance.

lol I think the beat will be made by them so it will fit the rap so no worries just do your rap

[Endkey]

Reserved

[Zylx]

And here we have our winning entry. Nice work bud.

lol are pro rapers allowed ? I feel like my entry is nothing in front of yours lol good job!!!

I have sooo many rhymes. Not as gangsta as zylx but you'll see hehe.

Nub >:3 . You cant beat Zylx. Evah. He's the Slim Shady of Arlor :O

Thanks guys!

I've been writing poetry for years
Your compliments brought me to tears :')
If i win, i'll share a few beers
Cheers.