Originally Posted by
Madnex
IGN: Asphynxia
Rendtail... Versus... Alargaaaaan!
BEGIN!
Rendtail
Rejoice inferior reptile, your master has finally arrived
To show you how to freestyle, thy pride shall be deprived
My fiery breath incinerates, at sun's surface degrees
Yours doesn't even approach these rates, go eat your pedigree
You're weak, got swapped with me as final boss and so now
Feeling a little cold? here - step in my magma geyser sauna
Alargan
Alright let's go on, but first you have some truths to face
You're a dragon? More like a disgrace to the whole race
How do you even qualify, you don't possess wings nor tail
Even your name's playing a joke at you, "master" Rend-fail
Idly sitting in the edge of a cliff, hanging all day
What if I Sparta-kick you back in the abyss, what will you say?
Rendtail
Ha, insolent fool, your punny insults make me laugh
I'll one-shot your HP to null, you think that'll be enough?
Your best attack is that you suck, literally and metaphorically
But you've just ran out of luck, punk, and you'll be punished accordingly
Just look at your appeal, it screams "I am a LOTR rip-off!"
Now how does that make you feel, you little magma glowing show off?
Alargan
Think you can beat me? Before the fight starts I've already won
It's just hilarious, rage mode? you're the only final boss without one!
You're in a pinch, how do you even expect to catch me?
You can't move an inch, your little rocks can barely scratch me
I'll come crushing down your precious eggs, leaving your nest in shatters
So better get on your knees and beg, size ain't the only thing that matters
Rendtail
Infuriating foolish youth, I'm going to erupt like a volcano
When I am done with you, your remains will be labeled Jon Doe
Even when you move, you lag behind and follow heroes around
Your inability proved, end up hitting nothing but the ground
Your tail whips fail, and you're not even immune to stun
Like a dog chasing it's tail, you end up dying like one
Who won? YOU decide!
Epic rap battles of Arlor historyyyyy!
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