Sfubi
One day as Sfubii was strolling through the wilds with his faithful companion Sir Lot, he was set upon by many natives with strange headgear. Sir Lot instantly set about to destroy the natives but Sfubii pulled him back and explained the politically correct thing to do was to meet with the natives master and negotiate peace. Sir Lot totally disagreed with Sfubii but Sfubii was persistent and Sir Lot decided that with an ever watchful eye he would let Sfubii proceed with the negotiations. After many days of discussion an agreement was made. The native's master agreed to allow Sfubii and Sir Lot to stroll peacefully through the wilds as often as they like in exchange for Sir Lot's right leg. Sir Lot was positive the native's master was lying but he loved Sfubii and always faithfully followed regardless of what might lay ahead so.... he gave up his right leg.
Once again Sfubii and Sir Lot went for a stroll through the wilds. Well.. Sfubii strolled, Sir Lot hopped, a lot. As they "strolled" through the wilds they were once again attacked by the natives. Sir Lot felt enough was enough and wanted to rip the natives to shreds, but Sfubii once again held him back while loudly explaining the agreement. The natives continued to attack and Sir Lot valiantly tried to protect Sfubii while Sfubii kept trying to explain they were allowed to pass through in peace. The natives completely ignored what was being said which Finally angered Sfubii.
Sfubii twitched his hands (inaccurately, of course) to cast juggernaught but instead his armor disappeared and the flower circlet of strength appeared on his head. The moment this happened the natives disappeared!!! Sfubii thought it was their great fear of his mighty juggernaut and was so very proud of his prowess. He turned to point out to Sir Lot that he was correct all along, a peaceful ending could be found, but Sir Lot was rolling on the ground laughing like an idiot. After some time, Sir Lot gained his composure and let Sfubii know what really happened....
Each day they return Sfubii casts the mighty spell and the natives disappear while Sir Lot somewhat faithfully follows.
What Sfubii doesn't know..... each day they show up the natives telepathically communicate to the tribe "Captainunderpants and Sir Holpsalot are back! No one needs to see that!", and after a good hard laugh, they go about their business ignoring the dumb man strutting around in his underware with his one legged pet.
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