
Originally Posted by
fidelth
It was a rainy day the winds whipped as Joe sat in his cozy volcano tavern. He heard there was a major sale on mangos and thought why not go get some mangos in this rain. You see Joe doesnt eat meat. He loves fruits though. Joe got on his magma dragon and went to the store to get some mangoes in this awful storm. On the way he passed a group of what appeared to be imps (just mages). They were looking for shelter the winds had pushed them around back and forth and Joe laughed as he passed them by. Joe made it to the store and purchased 10 mangoes. The storm seemed to settle as he went home he seen the same group of people looking for shelter were now looking for food. Joe thought it would be nice to share his mangoes. When he talked with the group he told them his name was Joe and he was bringing them mangoes. Well they didnt like mangoes so they refused. Joe got on magma and started on home and thought how rude they were for not taking his offer. Joe turned around and pegged each of the mages in the head with mangoes. And went on home. In the middle of the night Joe was sleeping hard when the mages bound him to his bed. Joe woke up to the mages before in his room. They were not just regular mages they were zombie mages!!!! They shoved those mangoes down his throat repeating meanjoe meanjoe meanjoe. Joe freaked out and woke up. The bartender told him the bar closed hours ago and found him in the corner passed out drunk. Man I need to quit drinking said joe.
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