@Kona, I have hidden your cake

[Giant bench]

(spits soda out and runs to check my cake stash) why you......!!! im gonna!!!...... ARGH!!

thats it!! you have forced my hand!! im sending out muffin team 6 !!

EDIT: allow me to quote the dean of the baking school i attended "he delved into the dark side of baking...projectile bagels , exploding pies , he baked a muffin that stole my car!"

You know what must be done Kona... it is time... take back your cakes honor and do what must be done!