The game has become boring. Hands up all who have seen that sentence ingame? You log in (out of habit if you're a veteran), someone says, "Hi! How's you?". You reply, "Fine thanks, you?". They say, "I'm good thanks but I'm bored, just off to get something to eat, cya later". Or words to that effect.
Then there's the "event" conversion which usually starts with, "What do you think of the event?".
"Well I'll give it a try although there's not much on offer at the vendor".
"I gave it a few runs but I need to get off now because I'm at work, got something in the oven, the dog/cat/tortoise/goldfish needs feeding (or the overused)..my battery needs charging..cya later"
You heave a sigh of relief as you quickly look through your guild log to see who's left. Check your friend list to see if you still have any...then look in the auction just as the yawning starts and your eyes are closing.
Your inventory is a mess, you really do need to get rid of all those locked crates and...oooh, what's this? I forgot I had a purple rose, what's it for? I really...must..get.. around...to.......zzzzzzz. Then the surreal dream about Cinco serenading you whilst playing the harpsichord and wearing a tuxedo in your virtual house begins. Actually, that's my dream so get your own dreams whoever reads this.
P.S. Hi Chiiwawa! May you have a blessed day too my friend. 🙂
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