I was in Balefort yesterday when a bird came up and tells me "you're such a noob" out of no where lol... I have no shame, and on the lighter side of things it reminded me of some of my memorable ones...
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* When I first started PL, I put all my skills on INT because I thought it was the smart thing to do (I'm a bird Oo)
* Found out about joining games, jumped into the last boss map of Croc because there was a L50.
- L50 mage says, "you get xp but all pinks are mine" -- *thinks heavily*
- L50 mage repeats, "you get xp but all pinks are mine" -- *bewildered -- what are pinks?*
- Quickly replied "ok"... companion bear gets booted -- *phew!*
- Then I witnessed mage takes on all croc mobs including boss, so I asked "wow, how do you do that?" ... mage replies, "cuz i'm L50, duh..." Oo
* Was doing the lighting the barrels with the torch quest at croc feud, so I was switching between my bow and torch. Mage says, "hey you don't need to equip it, just shoot at it..." Oo
* Sometimes I get bored and go back to the low level maps and start yelling "Let's go indians!! fight indians, fight!!"... someone on my friends list joins me and asks "are you farming?", and I was like "farming? You can do that? Like farmville?" -- I didn't say it, but sure thought of it lol
* Was going through plasma pyramid and I asked another bird, "hey, how do you make your thorn spread like that?" ...bird replies "LOL" -- I aced plasma pyramid after respec-ing my skills lol! Oo
* A bear jumps in plasma pyramid and immediately says "please don't boot me". I reply, "dude it's a game, just play..." -- afterwards I was like, so that's where the boot button is!
* Jumped in on a PVP game and started playing, then mage says "hey wait 1v1"... I said, "oh ok, sorry" and l left. Went in to another PVP game, someone says 1v1... I say "oh ok", then I got rushed, killed then booted with "noob" Oo
* Was in alien oasis and bird comes to me and says "wanna buy a pink?", I replied "how much?"... "10k each"... "But I only have 4k..." transaction done, learned later they were worth much less! Oo
* Accumulated a fair few pinks, so started selling at Balefort (spamming) as my inventory keeps getting full. Sold a void helm and shield for 1500... Found out later that I also sold a fair few odd level pinks for 1500, no wonder I'm always poor! Oo
* First day on AO3, charged at the silly blue aliens... dead. They weren't that hard on AO2! Oo
* Was heavily concentrating on Fever, when mage says "hey, get away from the group...", I was like "huh?"... so I stayed kind of aloof, mage PMs me after "you do know why right?"... fever... exclamations over my head... AHA!
* First time fighting Cocroach, and someones says "no aoe"... I was like, "did he mispell my name?" Oo
* Someone asked me to help him/her level up... I said ok, I added him and proceeded to make a map. He didn't follow because he never added me, so I proceeded back into town calling out his name "where are you <inser_name_here>..." over and over jumping on different towns... wish I knew of /t!
* After a few times with Cocroach, I explained to the group "just use full-auto" and went through a long explanation why... then added birds can do break armor and blinding shot, mages can heal and debuff. Mage says, "you've just contradicted yourself, well what is it?" *blank stare* Oo
* First day on Nuri's symphony, killed almost all of the mob... mage says "don't laugh I'm lost"... held my reply as a few seconds ago I saw vinnie the merchant :P
I like this from another thread...
Yes, I'm a noob! But at least I'm always learning ;P
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