Actually, if you exclude the words that introduce the flame, your flame is evenOriginally Posted by Bunnyshoota
I know right! Is this better?
Armordevil=Rusher.
shorter than before.
Please learn the precise art of flaming before trying it. It is a very complex art and takes years, if not decades, to master. The pro-est flamers were even flaming before the internet came out. Amazing, isn't it?
There are three parts to flaming: Starting the flame, continuing the flame, and ending the flame.
Starting the flame: You must build up your argument here (Ex. Accusation). You should state who you are flaming, and why. The real pros start the flame nice and hot, by adding insults at the very beginning. Sometimes, they even do it on the first sentence!
Continuing the flame: You should state your facts/reasons/evidence here. It should be concrete evidence which cannot be disputed. Also add insults to your flame to make it burn nice
And hot throughout your flame!
Ending the flame: You should restate the person who you are flaming, and the reason why. Then, bring in a new idea that flames the victim even more.
Example:
Bunnyshoota is a very mean and churlish person as he shoots bunnies.
He shoots bunnies. Only mean, rude, churlish, lugubrious people do that.
Bunnyshoota is a very churlish person, and should be approached with great caution. Especially if you are a bunny..
This is the art of flaming.
Thank you.
(PS: Just a joke. ;D )
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