Green Guy: You know my great great great great great great great grandson the hulk? yeah...I'm a proud great great great..well, you get the idea...

No Eyes: I had a seeing eye dog..but I ate him.

Tongue: Tongue twisters-The first time was my last

Wraps: The wizard of oz was a knockoff of my play, the wizard of gauze. It ran for a straight century at the mausoleum

Grr Arg: I was a pirate in the dead sea all my life..and now death too? grrrrrr

Bows: Embalming liquid is the best for keeping away the wrinkles, I swear my death on it!

Mace: When the cops told me to put all arms down, I took it literally...