Haha awsome story!
Im not a millionaire but I have some gold and no not from flaunting my lady bits lol.
I just farmed a lot do as many runs as u can. I usaly turn down gold offers from guys but do have too think about it a couple times.

50% of girls are realy guys. Id say more like 70% of all girl characters are guys.
Ive been shocked a few times. Known a few people for a while that I though were female too later on find out there males. Ill think back to somethings ive said too,that person in the past and be completely embaressed not somthing I would have talked about with a dude.