A guy made a new forum account JUST to Necro this thread...Originally Posted by Nes
Chuck Norris's Shadow is also known as the Batman.
Roses are red, Violets are Blue; If there's something you're good at, Chuck Norris can do it better than you.
When Chuck Norris goes out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.
Kids pee their names into snow, Chuck Norris pees his name into concrete.
Chuck Norris Tears can cure cancer; Too bad he doesn't cry.
Once a brand of Toilet paper was named after Chuck Norris, Its manufacturing was cancelled as the toilet paper wouldn't take Sh*t from anyone.
Chuck Norris believes in the Man on the Moon because he was the one who threw him there.
Chuck Norris won a staring contest with the Sun and the 4 faces of Mount Rushmore, at the same time.
Once Chuck Norris took a urinal steroids test, and then tested positive. He then told the doctors, "What do you think they make 'em out of."
God said ¨Let there be light.¨Chuck Norris said ¨Say please.¨
What has this world come to :/?!?!?!
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