Overpowered vs under matched?

[Stephencobear]

Good evening Nation! *
Let's cut right to the chase, I deserve a nerf. I humbly admit I am overpowered!



I actually ran for office, yet declined!



Whereas the normal person has a "devil on one shoulder and an angel on the other" I....



I don't always have a personal serving, but when I do, it's*



One does not simply ride a horse



Op? Yes. If you wanna shoot the breeze bring ear protection.*



How many unlucky Brian's will disagree with me? How many cool guy Greg's are already at work for the Nation? Philosoraptors, discuss...
Do we need a rollback in swag?!?


IS THE NATION OVERPOWERED?!?!

[CrimsonTider]

I need to stop writing parodies and just let you handle the "gripe of the moment" fun threads.

Another job well done.

[Stephencobear]

"parodies" Crim? I have yet to see you be anything other than a cornerstone in the foundation of the Nation!
Stay truthy my friend..

[Phoenixking]

Legit king of humor

[Hadesofshadow]

i want to cover myself in oil and swim in the ice cream

[Phoenixking]

i want to cover myself in oil and swim in the ice cream

I hope you don't get sick

[JaytB]

cool thread! thanks for lighten up the mood between all these "boo-everyone's OP-"threads

[CrimsonTider]

"parodies" Crim? I have yet to see you be anything other than a cornerstone in the foundation of the Nation!
Stay truthy my friend..

My attempt at "humor".

http://www.spacetimestudios.com/show...e)-A-Parody***

[Stephencobear]

i want to cover myself in oil and swim in the ice cream

Check with your local state legislature as this is illegal in several states and most religious denomminations.

@Crims your too modest. I did literally lol. I had ALMOST forgotten some of what I saw during the 80s as I was struck blind by what was considered "fashion"

[-kyleww]

this is great lol

and yes, you are overpowered

[CrimsonTider]

Check with your local state legislature as this is illegal in several states and most religious denomminations.

@Crims your too modest. I did literally lol. I had ALMOST forgotten some of what I saw during the 80s as I was struck blind by what was considered "fashion"

That's priceless!!

And I have more ideas. I am a VH1 Classic junkie!

[Stephencobear]

I have a solution for all of this.
Here is a product I found online.
From the description-
"A child demonstrates the pedisedate which gently sedates youngsters by administering anasthetic nitrous oxide gas through a headset as they play computer games on handheld consoles. "



Problem solved