Jonah? Lol reminds me of a story... Lemee tell you it...
There is a man and a woman at the airport. The woman is reading the bible. So, the man walks up and asks, "Hey, lady. Watcha reading?" The woman replies, "The bible. More specifically, the story of Jonah." The man giggles a bit and says, "Lady, you and yo folks are outta your mind! You believe such a story? A man can get eaten by a whale and come out alive? The bible in my opinion is filled with bs!" The woman happily replies, "Hm... I guess when I die, I'll have to ask him in heaven!" The man, still giggling, questions the woman, "What if Jonah isn't in heaven, crazy lady?!" The woman stands up and looks the man straight in the eye. Then, kindly says, "If he isn't in heaven, you can ask him, personally, in hell."
Hehe hope I gave you a laugh, EmEm
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