This should be stickied right under the people behind the characters
Leiekueboz~~Level INFINITY MageMEOWTheomigudness<Smile>
This thread gonna attract stalkers lol
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My last costume sucked...this one haz moar swag so dont count dat one
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Okay... Now, time to satirize myself.
1.) You and I know guys always have their righty or lefty under their pan** at night. ...
2.) I'm not so sure about my eyes. My eyes are too small to poke. I mean... Asian eyes. Would take like a surgeon (don't keel meh plox) to be able to gouge my eyes out.
3.) No, I'm not calling her fat. I'm calling her chubby and phat. Chubby/Phat give girls da curves and the cute cheeks... And the... Cute little bug eyes... And the cute... Whoa, carried away. Sorry, fantasizing Brooke here.
4.) I always sleep. If you look closely, my eyes are always closed. So uh... I'm literally sleeping with my eyes closed 24/7 !
5.) I got bored and decided to waste another 5 seconds of your life.
6.) Six, why did I repeat the number?
7.) "<Insert Astris here>" is about to go down, alright. Gravity gonna pull all us phatties down to da core!
8.) If both you phatties aren't gonna thank this post >=/...!!!
9.) Lol, you thought I was angry at number 8 xD?! Yes, smileys are very powerful, huh ?
10.) Brooke calls herself chubby, but I can't. I plead racism.
-Yeah, I was legitimately bored...
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I feel like this all was a plan to just derail and break into randomness
When there is too much
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Hi Noodleleg!
Women sure are the best things in life but as a man who has been in a relationship for 4 years (without being myself very old) I'd like to give u advice. It's never ever never ever ever a good idea to call a woman chubby. Sure if u urself like a bit more round women I do not judge anyone (I'm myself more of a booty guy) but I can tell by my expertize knowledge of women (notice the joke, men will never understand women) that by calling woman chubby u'll only ruin ur chances. So therefore I'm advicing saying stuff like "dear female, I do think that u have junk in the trunk". Totally done with that line man.
Last edited by dudetus; 01-16-2013 at 04:24 AM.
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