South florida fair 2 years ago... In on this huge ride, goes up in the air and spins, holds like 40 ppl
I happen to be sitting in the ONLY SEAT thats out of order (i cant get out)
So yeah... Im sitting there while a bunch of people walk by looking at a 14 year old being hovered by 2 sweaty guys trying to get the safety belt off
brooke post one more time and we have same number of posts...
RIP Twinktastic
AEO is the way to go~now recruiting
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RIP Twinktastic
AEO is the way to go~now recruiting
This one wasnt me but i bet she was embarassed. I was at a waterpark and i was going to go down a water slide. A fat lady was infront of me and she wasnt wearing a swim suit she was wearing jean shorts and shirt. She started to go down the slide but got stuck. She started scooting down the slide. Thats what she gets for wearing jean shorts to a water park.
So a potato and a carrot walk into a bar....
I don't get embaressed much.
Once in PE I didn't feel too good and my teacher didn't dismiss me without a note, so I Did sit ups and farted. Loud.
Another time I was signing my friends b*** for end of the year party (lmao. That sounded weird outside of my head) and I finished signing and I lifted up my head and hit her on the chin really hard. Her teeth dug into my head.
This isn't really embarrassing for me but.
During football practice, we went to the park. There was some kid and he was very sheltered. Me and some other guys found a USED c*nd*m in the ground, and pointed it out. The kid happened to see us pointing at it, then we walked away, the kid walked over, picked it up, and said "WHAT IS THIS THING? IT FEELS WEIRD!"
Hahahahahaha. It was soooo funny.
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