Pee-Ell Fun Facts #1

[noobmigo]

Whale com to Pee-Ell Fun Facts, Version WUNN! If you read through this whole thing, you git a cookie!
Some of this stuff is a joke. You'll see the (J) tag by it.

Also, dear oldies, please do not insult this. Most of the newbs might not know this stuff, but you guys probably do. ^^ I'm just VAREY BOARD.

• A Jewel Thief's Wing sometimes has more armor than a Conquerer's Shield AT THE SAME LEVEL (JT Crystalline Wing, Conquerer's Crystalline Shield.
• (J) Warriors weigh APPROXIMATELY 450 Lbs.
• It is NOT POSSIBLE to have 0 armor.
• It is NOT POSSIBLE to have 0 damage done to you in PvP. Except by a torch.
• Stomp leaves cracks in the floor. That is how it is determined that Warriors weigh Approximately 450 lbs. as well.
• (J)Noobmigo is actually short for Noobilocity Amigohfunnzorg.
• If you observe closely, it seems that some zombies can THROW THINGS.
• You USED TO BE ABLE TO GO THROUGH THE WALLS
• Dreamer's Witch Toad Tiara's USED TO LOOK LIKE UGLY HOODS.
• Archer's have a SLIGHT LIMP and look as if they are hopping between steps.
• There are a couple EASTER EGGS in PL, like a certain NPC in Balefort Castle, for example.
• (J)Elves are physically nicely shaped women or fat men.
• You can PUKE WHILE DEAD.
• They have reduced GCD by about 50% or something since it first came out.
• There used to be a pillar in Halloween Map, and it would NOT LET YOU OUT IF YOU WENT IN IT!
• Elves, Avians, and Warriors all laugh in a different way when the laugh emote is used. I think the Elves laugh is slightly....Wewt?
• (J)(.......)(.......) <---I'm not sure what this has to do with PL, but it's a stitched bootie. Or Mr. Krabbs eyes. It depends on how you interpret it.
• The devs have claimed to have a "Teleportto" Command. /TELEPORTTO!
• You used to be able to clear Plasma Pyramid all the way through with an all Level 20 Twink Party. Talk about nerf.
• Sandstone Caves is much harder than Plasma Pyramid.
• The conquerer's Ironrock shield (Level 19) Has the same stats AND ARMOR of the Conquerer's Crystalline shield, Level 25.
• Barrels have the same HP as your level, CAPPED AT 50. Talk about weak sauce. Also that's a big bang for your buck.
• All characters are Right Handed, except for those playing the banjo.
• Pappy Scalefield has a gun, but hits people with the jug in his hand.
• If you look closely at the Loading Screen, you can find the next update's date. Please don't spend too much time looking for it, as I'm just kidding.
• (J)The running man is actually still running from Frogmar back before the nerf. He just doesn't know about the nerf, which is why he's STILL RUNNING.