1 Million Ways of Getting banned from Convient Stores..

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102. put a whoopie cushin on the seats in the dressing rooms.

[GELLIO77]

103. take something small and put it in your pocket, run through the sensors then start playing tag with security

[Aquiana]

Haha these are great!

[SUPAPRODIGY]

Wouldn't it be cool if the devs would post some

[JadedSkatePunk17]

104. Stand in front of the store and have a friend stand with a long coat and "deal drugs"
Have your own Jay and Silent Bob moment

Fk fk fk fk muthamutha fk muthamutha fk fk. Muthafk muthafk noise noise noise. 1,2,1,2,3,4 noise noise noise, smoking weed, smoking wiz, doing coke drinking beers. Drinking beers beers, rollin carries smoking blunts, who smokes the blunts? We smoke the blunted, rollin blunts and smoking 'em.

Lmao

EDIT: Don't blame me if you go to jail

[SUPAPRODIGY]

105.Or higher some bouncers in front of the store and dont let anyone in unless they pay

[Aquiana]

If the devs posted it would be awesome

[Kossi]

106. Get naked.

[Aquiana]

107) grab random items and host a garage sale in the middle of the store

[Johnaudi]

Call the police for a fake robery

[CanonicalKoi]

107) grab random items and host a garage sale in the middle of the store

109) Grab random items and start an auction...."Who will give me twenty-five, twentyfivetwennyfi'twennyfi'...." :-)

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110.whisper "I know your "little secret"' to people in the checkout line...

[Mechaniclewolve]

111. set a baking soda and vinegar bomb off at the manager

[Aquiana]

O no, were running out of ideas!

[Barrington]

112 go up to the ipods and stuff ask for 3 ipads and 3 ipods then go into the middle of the store and shout free idevices! then walk out of the store casually as if nothing ever happened

[joopiduh]

113 - fill up a portable pool with water, take a swim in it, invite random people in. When security comes to escort you out, say you can't because you lost your swimmers in the water somewhere and it's too deep to dive in to look for it.

[TitanFusion]

114. When People aren't looking throw out everything in their shopping cart and run.

115. Go to a shelf, clear everything, get on top, and like an owl look straight with a wicked straight face and stay there.

[NoseToNose]

Hang out near the pharmacy section, dropping Trojan Magnums into each cart, if any reach the checkout stand promptly reach in and grab them out say "Don't fool yourself, you don't need these" and drop them in another cart.

Stand in book section asking every customer and attendant "Where are the Hustlers? Can I preorder the next issue?"

Order chicken wings in the deli, with a six pack in your cart. Open them then ask "Where my Hooters girl?"

Clear out a freezer, and a place a sign saying deal of the day on the outside. Hop in the freezer and wait.

Wear revealing clothing and ask all attendants handing out samples to "sample your wares"

Tell manager "I am a cereal killer, can you help me?" Then reach behind your back for a spoon

Smash watermelons with a sledge hammer or any fresh juicy fruit

Place two Alka Selters under tongue, fall to floor and convulse

[SUPAPRODIGY]

^ for the last one The voices are back noooo make them stop help me and start crawling like a ZOMBIE!

[NoseToNose]

^ for the last one The voicea are back noooo make them stop help me and start crawling like a ZOMBIE!

Haha that works too

Also wear a vest made of road flares and different wires continously asking every employee to see their leader.