I don't always...

[Arthanos]

I don't always eat food whole, but when I do, I choke.

I dont always misspell "Choke", but when I do, I prefer to spell it "Chome".
Stay retarded, my friends.

[Hankomachos]

I don't always view peoples profiles, but when I do, it's probably yours.

Stay stalkerish my friends. =)

[Kaytar]

I don't always stay up late reading threads, but when I do, I prefer funny ones like these.
Stay humorous, my friends

[Arterra]

I dont always talk openly about my paranoid schizophrenia interrupting my casual love life across Eurpoe in the most luxurious hotels with varius people of import on public forums totally unrelated to what I am discussing, but when I do I prefer to make it as obnoxiously long and complicated as I can in order to bring out a real LOL in readers... and to have the legal argument that "I'm only joking!"

stay wild, my friends.

[byserk]

lol I don't like to be called gramps, but when I do get called gramps I know its Matutd!!

[Cahaun]

I don't always revive threads, but when I do, I know it's a good one.

[Hankomachos]

I don't always revive threads, but when I do, I know it's a good one.

I don't always get complemented on my threads, but when I do, I appreciate it.

[Matutd]

I don't always post on this thread, but when I do I'm usually saying I don't always do something and backing it up with a statement that shows why sometimes I would do the other thing

[Hankomachos]

i don't always post on this thread, but when i do i'm usually saying i don't always do something and backing it up with a statement that shows why sometimes i would do the other thing

lol!

[MimeRifle]

I don't always spam rep, but when I do, I prefer to give it to Matutd for that really funny post, but when I can't, because the forum tells me I spammed to much rep in the last 24 hours, I prefer to make a mental note to rep Matutd later. Stay long-winded my friends.

[Garvhoz]

I dont always dream in the third person perspective, but whe I do I perfer it to look like I teleported into starlegends

Stay nerdy my friends

[SkySailer]

I dont always sing, but when I do I prefer high

[LelouchX]

I don't always get confused, but when I do it's because of posts like:

I don't always post on this thread, but when I do I'm usually saying I don't always do something and backing it up with a statement that shows why sometimes I would do the other thing

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I don't always spam rep, but when I do, I prefer to give it to Matutd for that really funny post, but when I can't, because the forum tells me I spammed to much rep in the last 24 hours, I prefer to make a mental note to rep Matutd later. Stay long-winded my friends.

[Ghastly]

I don't always joke around like this but when I do it(why does it say gullible at the left side of your screen?) you fall for it.

[Hankomachos]

I don't always joke around like this but when I do it(why does it say gullible at the left side of your screen?) you fall for it.

I don't always fall for jokes, but when I do, it's now.

-_-"

[adidaman]

I don't always I don't always I don't always I don't always I don't always break the copy and paste function of my mouse mouse mouse but when I do do do do when I do, this happens this happens this happens

[FluffNStuff]

I don't always meta-post, but when I do matutd.

[xkillmepvpx]

I don't always fight in pvp but when I do I fail....

I don't always do the best but if I do I'm the best at being the worst

I don't always post posts with a posts post but when I do I post a post within a post I posted in my own post

Stay posty my friends

[Swimmingstar]

I don't always say this, but when I do I said it.

[MimeRifle]

I don't always resurrect 10-day-dormant threads, but when I do, I prefer to resurrect the "I don't always" thread because then I can say I don't always do it and still be on-topic. Stay necromantic my comrades!!